NicholasMarks #fundie religionethics.co.uk

Evolution

So—Almighty God is the owner of all electrical laws. Now—I am sure you all can see that the laws that made electrons and protons, neutrons and photons, all the field forces that have to follow electrical laws and all the electromagnetic interactions, can be deemed to be—electric laws.

Almighty God, then, owns all these things and a very special set of electrical laws says, he is exactly who he says he is.

It is very difficult to explain things in the real terms that they happened because it is too advanced for us, but, as far as evolution is concerned—it is reaching out for vital, electrical nourishment, that alters the genetic code. If a giraffe needed to be taller to reach the only food available then the stretching of the appropriate muscles gave an electrical signal that achieved that end. This is epigenetics—and it is very prevalent within evolution.

Jesus Christ teaches us something from the same school of thought. By reaching out for righteousness we soothe and calm the genetics that evolution frustrates and we can begin to harness epigenetics in a helpful way.

Electrical laws then become spiritual laws because we are now following the refined version contained within the Gospels.

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