Oxygen has many of the same properties of God, you cant smell it, touch it, taste it or hear it, but does that mean it is not there? Of course it is there. The only way that you can know that there is no God is to know everything about everything, which would *make* you omnipotent, and if you know everything, then that would make you God.
Lianardo Da'Vinci once was quoted as saying, "In the absense of evidence of any other sort [the Bible and general nature] my thumb alone would convince me of a creator.
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Actualy neither term is in any dictionary, They are both PAIRS of words,,,Not single words,
I have touched, tasted, and heard oxygen. You FAIL. In addition it does not require omniscience (you said omnipotence, but that's just because your retarded, buy a dictionary) to reach the conclusion that there is no God. One of the attributes ascribed to god is omnipresence. Therefore instead of complete knowledge of the universe or everything about everything, one only needs knowledge of an area smaller then a micron by a micron. Because God is omnipresent lack of his presence in the smallest definable area is lack of his presence everywhere.
Dude I work with oxyfuel cutting torches. I smell, breathe, touch and taste oxygen all the time. I try to avoid the second and fourth with the acetylene though.
Macroevolution: the origin of taxonomic groups higher then the species level (new genera, families, orders, phylum)
Move you hand. Congratulations, you touched oxygen.
You can touch it, smell it, taste it so sweet
Da'Vinci was a painter, so was Van Gogh; artists are not generally the most sane people.
How can someone with the name 'Wizard' in their name be so clueless?
That's quite an analogy you have there. Here's an experiment for you based on it: For 2 weeks, don't read the bible, say prayers, attend church, or even think about god.
You'd have been better off choosing Nitrogen, Mr. Wizard. It's the 7th element.
You can touch oxygen, and smell it ( that smell after an electrical arc, thats ozone.), taste it ( again with the ozone ) and and hear it.
Well, we can touch it. You're touching oxygen right now! And when it's in pure form you can definitely see it (I have before; it's pretty cool). It's a light gray gas. There's also actual evidence for oxygen.
The sad thing is, someone has used that analogy with me before, and was roundly beaten with cluebat. I informed him that, in very dense quantities, you can even see oxygen, let alone smelling, touching, tasting or reacting it.
'and one is how a rock evolves into a rose.'
Wow, just wow, the quintessence of ignorance.
"Lianardo Da'Vinci once was quoted as saying, "In the absense of evidence of any other sort [the Bible and general nature] my thumb alone would convince me of a creator"
and now we have evolution. thanks for playing
Oxygen, in addition, has a tendancy to be hazardous when in too high a concentration, much like faith, as this fellow demonstrates.
You know, why did explosions, the breeze, and fucking LIQUID OXYGEN come to mind when I read this?
Probably because this guy is a twat.
Oh, and then there's of course Ozone...
Who the fuck was Lianardo Da'Vinci?
But to answer your stupid question. I am breathing, therefore there must be oxygen. This is in no way proof of a Creator, dumbwit.
More world class crap analogies from fundiedom.
Oxygen has many of the same properties of God,
no one ever claimed a rock would turn into a rose.
so thats a horrible arguing point.
logic is not your strong point.
Oxygen can be proven in laboratories, God, can not. I don't KNOW that there is no gods, but I know that there is no evidence for the existence of any of them.
It's very disrespectful to misspell someone's name, stupid. Leonardo da Vinci lived almost five hundred years ago, three-hundred and fifty years before Darwin published his theory.
Micro evolution is how plants and animals (and fungi and bacteria) adapt to fit a changing environment.
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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