Lizard_People_Operative

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Jerry Derecha/YahushuaBenDavid #crackpot #fundie #wingnut #conspiracy #quack #magick

Hmm… I’m not vaccinated, my grandmother is, and I’m not seeing her magnets sucking her screaming across the ocean to Switzerland or through the floor into Hell…

Feynman and Coulter's Love Child #homophobia

Uzbekistan is doubly-landlocked, but it at least has some beach territory along the Aral Sea. Also, the UNESCO Heritage Site of Bukhara looks great to try out…

Ah, the obligatory one line in this article where the author remembers they were supposed to be giving vacation advice, not spewing homophobic garbage.

Geoffrey Grider #fundie #conspiracy #crackpot

After all, Mother Rome brags that she ‘never changes’…

Only someone who interprets the Bible on a strictly literal basis would be thick enough and hidebound enough to interpret that boast on a strictly literal basis.

Arlo Calles #fundie

If science says that stars explode and die, why don’t we ever see that in the sky?

Let's see...
1.They're not doing that all the time. Stars live for billions of years (context for fundies: that's about x100,000 as long as you think the Earth's been here for), so having a visible one explode is a rare event. As in, almost certain not to happen in your tiny human lifespan.
2. Even when one does explode, have fun trying to spot the one dim light in the sky that's no longer there.

Liberty Hangout #wingnut

Cancel culture would be pretty cool if it were right-wingers doing the canceling

Given that "cancel culture!" usually means "shut up, sit down, and let the bigots say what they want": yes, the right-wingers are already the ones doing the cancelling.

Various TERFs #conspiracy #sexist #transphobia

And considering how gay people are treated in Africa, South America, and parts of Asia, they could have put their money and time to good use!

Yes, how dare organizations focus on the issues in their own backyard, rather than sending all their resources to the other side of the world to “help”. (Hello! The white people are here to save you again, because that worked out so well last time!)

pennygadget #transphobia

“Your civil rights movement didn’t start in exactly the same way as this other civil rights movement, so it’s not a real civil rights movement!”

Well, looks like we’re gatekeeping human rights now. For some reason.

Peter B. Meyer #conspiracy #ufo #fundie #magick #crackpot

These secret societies were originally formed by the Luciferian Knights Templar and are ultimately designed to hide the ancient sacred knowledge of humanity’s true origins from the common people, in order to route them into the stream of falsehoods, ignorance and organised religion, in particular the Church of Rome and Islam.

Oh boy, here we go again with conspiracies spanning thousands of years of unbroken silence on all fronts that are somehow revealed by random people on the Internet! I’m sure they’ll just use their Satanic powers/advanced alien magic to undo this revelation and… huh, still here? How strange.

Luckystar #moonbat #sexist #transphobia

Polling from 13 States Reveals Widespread Disapproval of “Gender Identity” Policies

Wonder if that had anything to do with how the question was phrased… or with which states you asked.

who are bankrolled by big pharma

Up next: is Big Pharma responsible for your coffee being lukewarm this morning? Give us ten minutes to work out an excuse for saying “yes”.

Bennett Lee Ross #crackpot #conspiracy #quack #fundie #ufo

Gregory Hood #racist #wingnut

Meghan Markle might do what Napoleon couldn't.

Wait, hang on… I thought you were supposed to be American Renaissance? And yet here you are whining about purely European stuff?

Lauren Boebert, US Representative for CO District 3 #fundie #wingnut #racist #conspiracy

We could be housing the homeless, feeding the hungry or helping out underprivileged communities in our own country.

I find it interesting how, when Republicans are in power, the poor and the unprivileged can go get stuffed, but when the Democrats are in office, there’s suddenly an upswelling of support for these poor, poor victims of ~~years of policies aimed at pushing them into the dust~~ government mistakes.

Lauren Boebert, US Representative for CO District 3 #fundie #wingnut #conspiracy

Lauren Boebot:
1 if “MouthFunctional” istrue
2 then print “The government has too much power!”
3 else goto 1

Charles Williams #fundie #dunning-kruger

When you get older and wiser as I have, you'll learn that authorities on certain matters aren't as bright as you once believed them to be.

1. Paternalism much?
2. Notice how this never gets applied to preachers; just actual experts.

Ken Ham and Franklin Graham #fundie #wingnut #homophobia #transphobia

Irony is two men who misuse and pervert scripture for personal gain and to empower their schismatic sects, referring to an entirely secular bill as a “heresy code”.

Monica Cole #fundie #conspiracy #homophobia #transphobia

I hate how “I acknowledge that these people exist and consider them of equal worth to other humans” = “I AM LITERALLY BEAMING GAY RAYS INTO YOUR TODDLER’S BRAIN! MWAHAHAHA!” to these people.

mrrand #fundie #wingnut

They are based on rational thought and reasoning without any guiding principles from millennia of learning, recorded for posterity to not make the same mistakes, for rational thought and reason can run far astray with no foundation under it.

“Yes, I know all the evidence agrees with what you’re saying, and it’s backed by the scientific consensus, and it’s the logical thing to do: but I have a two-thousand-year-old book!”
stops, expects applause and approval

Seriously, how far do you have to ram your head up your own ass to expect that you can concede that your opponents are the rational ones and you’re running on pure dogma and then expect to still win the argument?

Bennett Lee Ross #crackpot #conspiracy #ufo #magick

People who are RH negative will exhibit reptilian traits
Such as hypersensitivity to light

So, hang on: we’re disguising ourselves as various world leaders - a role that often involves giving speeches in broad daylight for hours on end - while also all being hypersensitive to light? I guess adrenochrome is a hell of a painkiller as well…

Look, Bennett, I hate to break this to you, but: those pills you’re taking? They’re not adrenochrome, they’re LSD.

nancyzatanna #wingnut

The north east states threatened to secede SIX TIMES between the adoption of the US Constitution and 1860, once during the war of 1812.

“Secessionist rumblings” is not the same as “starting a four-year civil war that kills hundreds of thousands of your countrymen”.

Alcazar #magick #ufo #dunning-kruger

Cobra/The Portal #ufo #crackpot #magick #conspiracy

You’ve been winning for what, eight months now? With regular power boosts? And yet, despite all your “victories”, the end of the war is no closer?

…We have always been at war with Eastasia, much?

Geoffrey Grider #fundie #conspiracy #wingnut

They are a necessary distraction to what is actually going on behind the scenes,

…Have you considered that the NWO conspiracy theory is, in itself, promulgated by a shadowy organization to distract you from the truth?

Incel Wiki #sexist #conspiracy

by which femoids torment incels with the sight of their shapely buttocks, hips, and labia, and/or the outline of their panties

I was so busy pointing out that they have no idea what torture is that I missed this little gem.

Seriously, who would wear leggings tight enough to show that, while somehow not being arrested for public indecency, and while somehow managing to get it to show through underwear?

Anyway, check back sometime soon for the next two dozen LPO posts going through the two dozen layers of wrong in this post one at a time.

Introvert (“Free Nathan Larson”) #wingnut #quack #conspiracy#racist #psycho

My natural immune system is superior and would destroy any virus instantly.

Hang on, aren’t you supposed to be an incel, and therefore biologically inferior?

Make you your damn mind about your damn conspiracy theories!

_Moon_ #sexist #homophobia #transphobia #wingnut

The XY attraction virus is far worse than the overhyped Coronavirus.

You fail virology forever, on every front.

Total Imbecile #racist

What would you do if a black girl confessed to you?

I doubt this is a question you’ll ever need an answer to, unless you become a priest.

nonpenishaver #sexist

Male blackpill: attractive men get to have more sex than unattractive men! 😱😱 MAJOR BLACKPILL! Western civilization is headed for COLLAPSE because I don't get Tinder matches! I'm a DOOMER because I'm almost out of highschool and didn't get to fuck the hottest girls in school. It's OVER.

This is exactly how they act; if only the OP wasn’t beating herself up as well.

Apotheism #crackpot #fundie

How this came about: “Hey guys, I’m going to go take some hallucinogens while reading various mystical texts with no context, then I’m going to scribble down some random connections and turn them into a blog post.”

Various Commenters #wingnut

Poland is where women get western liberation and freedom and at the same time demand more eastern traditional family model from men.

Today in opposite land…

Incel Wiki #sexist #conspiracy

Leggings, including yoga pants, are an instrument of torture

Spanish Inquisition: “Bring out… the yoga pants!”

Says something about how comfortable their lives really are that when incels think “torture” they don’t think of the rack, bamboo under the fingernails, or anything like that; they think of women who are somewhat sexy and yet not doing the sex with them.

Jim #wingnut #conspiracy

If Biden gets in, then the people pulling his strings will find that the way they got in makes it impossible to get anything done.

Yes, because the vast conspiracy which turned a landslide win for Trump into a victory for Biden somehow forgot to help the Democrats take the Senate; you’d think that, with near-total control of the voting process, they’d be able to do that easily. And yet, somehow, Biden’s going to have, at best, equal numbers in the Senate, with the ability to break ties.

Makes you wonder if there really was a conspiracy after all…

Jenni Zimmerman #fundie

Many years ago, I used think that babies were born innocent and could do no wrong. I thought they did not understand right and wrong. I thought that as they grew their personality and environment would shape who they were. But then I was taught according to God’s Word that we are born in sin, “Behold, I was born in iniquity, and in sin hath my mother conceived me (Ps. 51:5, GNV), and in Adam we all fell (Gen. 3:6–7).

And the Bible destroys another person who might otherwise have turned out okay.

la relance #racist #crackpot

WW84 screen wrote her character to save arab children playing soccer for entertainment purposes

Yes, how dare they put brown people in a movie…

Tender Turner #conspiracy #wingnut

Q’s arch-nemesis isn’t the Deep State, it’s not the Democrats, it’s not even the Jews. It’s Occam’s Razor.

Andrew Anglin #psycho

George Bush and Dick Cheney should have been the ones convicted of crimes.

Finally a reasonable point from Anglin!

The Jews should have been charged with espionage…

Aaand we’re back to anti-Semetic lunacy.

Pastor Greg Locke #wingnut

Joe Biden: Hey, maybe don’t kill your fellow Americans?

Greg Locke: CHINESE SHILL! I’LL KILL MY FELLOW COUNTRYMEN TO SATISFY MY PETTY NEED TO BE NOTICED IF I WANT TO, THANK YOU VERY MUCH!

Sturmbrigade 44 #wingnut #psycho

Sharif Sourour #elitist #wingnut #pratt

When someone points out that poor people need to buy food and pay rent…
Exactly. Because investing in liabilities instead of assets is how poor people use their money and therefore lose it.

So poor people should be willing to starve on the streets in order to buy up a diversified stock portfolio instead?

The Nexus Seven #ufo #conspiracy #crackpot

This is exactly what a Man in Black would say to try to convince people who know about the Men in Black that the Men in Black aren’t bad; complete with stilted, vaguely-human phrasing.

Sturmbrigade 44 #wingnut #psycho

Good on Germany for actually shutting this shit down, rather than offering them underhanded compliments and none-too-subtle orders.

…Man, 2020 has really lowered standards for basic decency.

Geoffrey Grider #fundie #wingnut #quack #conspiracy

There is no forgiveness for taking the Mark of the Beast

…You wouldn’t happen to have a certain cap in your wardrobe, would you? Red fabric, white lettering, four-word slogan, usually made in China?

Bon, From the Land of Babble #racist

Try opening a Euro-based school for Whites of European descent and see how far you get!

Try realizing that you’re the ones with the power, and so when you do shit like that, it’s perpetuating your own power at the expense of everyone else, while when they do it, they’re just trying to draw equal with you.

Rob Smith (Conservapedia) #crackpot

Just me and Jesus #fundie #wingnut

You think we can't see past his bluster to the heart inside?

No; we know it. The man is a narcissist with a talent for the low con and not much else. Always has been; always will be. The fact that you can’t see he’s the false prophet you’re accusing Biden of being reflects very poorly on your claimed special relationship with Jesus.

Operation Rescue #fundie #wingnut

…Let’s not talk about how he cut healthcare from millions of living, breathing people; or fucked up a pandemic response so comprehensively that America is leading the world in case numbers; or broke families apart and chucked them all into seperate cages.

No, all that matters is that people-who-aren’t-yet-people get protected. Actual people don’t matter.