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Lawrence C Makin Snr #conspiracy #wingnut books.google.co.uk

General Kelly, accompanied by another dozen individuals including Sean Dominguez and Joe Annino, approached the door to the private residence. The door was opened for them and they entered the residence. Obama looked at them.

“What are you doing in here I have not summoned you, get out now!” He demanded.

They just stood there staring at him. Obama repeated himself in a much louder “Get out.”

General Kelly did not say a word. As Obama watched dumbfounded, Kelly pushed the play button. Obama heard his speech from the East room of the White House to the mullahs. A frantic look came over him, as he screamed at the Secret Service and FBI agents.

“Arrest him, get them out of here!”

No one made any move; Obama sank down onto the sofa and began to whimper.

“I am The President of the United States.”

They all just stared at him. General Kelly spoke in a voice filled with contempt. “You were never worthy of holding the office of President of this great republic. In the name of the people of the United States of America, I arrest you and charge you with treason, with failing, no not even failing, with deliberately lying to the American people, violating our laws both knowingly and intentionally, and I will tell you, coming very close to destroying this country. Get him out of here.”

As soon as the general spoke, Secret Service Agents grabbed Obama by the arms and pulled him to his feet. Obama fell to the floor and cried hysterically. The agents picked him up bodily and carried him out to the waiting marine helicopter; he would not be travelling on Marine One or Air Force One ever again. The Obama family had watched in silence as the scene played out before them. They silently followed the agents out to the helicopter and, along with a dozen agents, boarded the copter that would take them to Camp David where Obama would be held in isolation until the next President decided his fate.

As the copter was lifting off from the White House lawn, a motorcade carrying Senator Rand Paul entered the White House grounds.

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Sen. Ted Cruz #conspiracy #ufo #wtf thehill.com

Pirates threaten the open seas, and the same is possible in space. In this same way, I believe we too must now recognise the necessity of a Space Force to defend the nation and to protect space commerce and civil space exploration.

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Andrea Hardie AKA Janet Bloomfield AKA JudgyBitch #racist #wingnut #psycho archive.is

Yes, I’m a Nazi. And how are you?

I’m the daughter of a Lebensborn. Grand-daughter of an SS Officer. I’m Aryan by culture and by blood. The word “Nazi” is getting thrown around quite a lot lately, and I think it’s time we settled on a definition. I’m rather offended by the broadening of who gets to call themselves a Nazi.

Quite frankly, I’m sick of the cultural appropriation.

Nazi is a short form way of saying National Socialist, but most current Nazis realize that socialism is completely bonkers and the reason Hitler lost. Had he been a proper capitalist, he would not have had such supply chain management issues and his Army would have survived that disastrous winter on the Russian front. Stalingrad would have fallen. Socialists can’t do anything right. Also, the Russians were willing to eat each other. We Nazis might have a well-deserved reputation for savagery, but even we have standards.

Simply sharing the political ideology of socialism is not a sufficient condition for calling anyone a Nazi. The world is filled with wingnut socialists like Bernie Sanders and Mitt Romney and they can’t all be Nazis. That is too broad a brush.

Being a Nazi, much like being a Muslim, is far more than just a set of ideas about how to structure society. It’s ultimately about annihilation. The complete and utter destruction of the weak, the inferior, the non-believers. There is a profound science based on biological fact that underwrites real Nazism. Yes, your eye color matters. Yes, the shade of your hair matters. Your height matters. Your weight matters. This is not based on some sort of preference derived purely from aesthetics. That’s nonsense. It is settled science that height and weight and the amount of melanin in your body is correlated with intelligence, accomplishment, leadership ability and just general superiority.

Tall, fit blondes are better than everyone else.

Sorry. Not liking that fact does not alter the truth value. You only need to see Wilm Hosenfeld standing next to the starving Jew pianist to see clearly the pre-eminence of Nazi blood.

Nazi is a synonym for physical superiority. Genetic superiority. The promise of what humanity can become. Low IQ Trump voters clearly do not qualify, on body weight alone. Real Nazis have an intrinsic pride that renounces thuggery and street violence. If we are going to eradicate deplorables, we do so with elegance and efficacy. Nazis are still Germans, after all.

There is much talk about resisting Nazis by punching them.

This is a grave mistake. Nazis don’t punch back. They exterminate. Be careful what you wish for. Be careful you do not give rise to what you are protesting. I’m happy with a police state. I have no fear. I have no need to fear the authority.

I am the authority.

And I do not fear making difficult, fraught decisions. Strength, after all, lies in attack, not defense. I am the daughter of a Lebensborn. I have blonde hair and blue eyes and I have borne three children who also have blonde hair and blue eyes. I am the future. I claim my place by declaring proudly that I am a Nazi.

The future has no room for gay Jews who may be charming and silly and great fun, but who will never father beautiful Aryan children.

Let’s be more precise about how we use the term Nazi. It would be such a shame if the word were to be used so irreverently and casually that it lost all meaning.

That’s just not reich.

Lots of love,

JB

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Brittney Kara #fundie #quack patheos.com

I just decided to just Google aaah… what the Bible says about vaccinations. There’s nothing in the Bible that talks about vaccines. So I just want you guys to think about that. So if God knew in the future that he was gonna create these amazing things that were gonna just change our health and be the best, you know, scientific advancement, it’s just “Oh my Gosh, they’re so great, it’s like wow,” why isn’t there any thing, any inkling, of talk about these things called vaccinations coming into being later to save people? If that was really God’s plan and they’re so amazing, they why isn’t it in there at all? Maybe there’s a chapter where they talk about something like it like injection, like this health injection, right, like why didn’t God talk about that if he knew it was gonna come and save the world?

I really believe that believing in vaccines is a mental disorder.

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Ann Barnhardt, Barnhardt #fundie #wtf barnhardt.biz

IMPORTANT RESOURCE: Form For Conditionally Baptizing a Miscarried Baby

What graces are flowing from this discussion! A couple of listeners, including SuperMommy herself, sent in this EXCELLENT little document that explains how to go about Conditionally Baptizing a miscarried baby person. It is a Conditional Baptism because, of course, it can’t be known if the little person is dead, or if the soul still dwells in the body. So the form is, “IF YOU ARE ABLE TO BE BAPTIZED…”

Since most miscarriages occur in the first trimester, it is important for Mom and Dad to both learn how to identify the tiny person in the tiny amniotic sac, usually concealed in a blood clot, and open the sac thus exposing the baby – because the waters of baptism need to touch the baby. Of course, some miscarriages happen so early that the mother doesn’t even know that she was pregnant, and just thinks it is a menstrual period. There is nothing that can be done about that, and we rely on the Divine Providence. HOWEVER, it is a great consolation for the parents to know that if a miscarriage occurs, that they did everything they could. Then they know that if the soul of the baby was still with the body that they did, in fact, baptize their child. If not, then, again, it goes to the Divine Providence, but what a consolation to know that every effort was made!

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Prophet Isaac Amata, The Zambian Observer #fundie #conspiracy zambianobserver.com

ZAMBIA IS NOW THE CHRISTIAN POWERHOUSE OF AFRICA AHEAD OF NIGERIA….6 MONTH SATANIC AGENDA TO PLANT SATANISTS IN GOVERNMENT EXPOSED!

I saw a final plot to systematically take over Africa…with Nigeria and Zambia pencilled down. The victory of his Excellency stopped at that moment this assignment. .it was tagged AN OPEN BATTLE…It was lost! Satan is very interested in Zambia! Same way it is interested in Nigeria. Now I reveal the SILENT INFILTRATION! THE SILENT BATTLE! …… PLANS TO PLANT SATANISTS IN THIS GOVERNMENT EXPOSED! Beloved Zambia…Beloved president remember my March 2016 ritual killings prophecy ever before it’s manifested…remember the August 9,2016 prophecy and it’s manifestation.

There is a silent agenda to plant 3 Satanist into this current government BUT IT WILL NOT SUCCEED! Zambia fast October 7-13,2016…7days praying..”O Lord arise..seal Zambia with your fire…Let satanists scatter and fall in Jesus name. What is their agenda? Slow down the great plan of God to make Zambia the Dubai of Africa..reverse the Zambia status of A CHRISTIAN NATION. I heard SATAN IS NOT HAPPY ZAMBIA WAS DECLARED A CHRISTIAN NATION! To his Excellency President Edgar Lungu you will remain in my prayers…you are at the centre point of Satanic hatred but sheilded by Jesus Christ. The Lord is speaking. .”ln the pursuit of Zambia unity and Oness be vigilant and watchful. ..Yes forgive all BUT BEWARE OF ALL!….Satanists with the banner of repentance and spirit of all inclusion wants to infiltrate..not everyone wishes you well or wants your mission to take Zambia to the promise land fulfilled!. 3 has been earmarked. .they will fail in their Satanic agenda! ZAMBIA IS A CHRISTIAN NATION! Some have warned l keep silent over Zambia. ..I don’t intend to follow such orders!