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@KeithInc.

Bacon Sarny-Geddon #transphobia #dunning-kruger

“You realise that silencing anyone who doesn't share your 100% evidence-free, taken on faith beliefs …?”

OR, you could look into the actual research which is older than both of us.
Insisting that there’s NO evidence puts you right up there with Young Earth Creationists, Flat Earthers, and the people still harping on Obama’s birth certificate: Willfully Dumb-As-Rocks.

Sean Hannity #wingnut

The court is bending WAY over backwards to find a fair jury for Bonespurs.
They don’t have to find one that lauds him or even likes him. The questionis, can you weigh the facts presented honestly.

I mean, i dislike the traitorous draft-dodging fuckknuckle, but i took an oath to support the constitution. Part of which says he’s entitled to a fair trial. So it’s not whether he deserves trial as much as whether the prosecution can prove he deserves trial.
We cannot let the Orange Twatwaffle’s legacy be that we become a nation of partisans incapable of putting our politics before our responsibilities in such a task. I would take the oath to try him fairly, despite the risk that comes just from being on the jury.
You, and Donald, however, want to move the venue to one where you get a higher number of partial jurors that favor him. Which is not how the system’s supposed to work.

William F. Maddock #fundie

“Is it perhaps because evolution does not have a scientific or logical leg to stand on,”
Evolution is full up on science.
If you’re find it illogical, you may be using an inaccurate description of evolution to analyze logically. Like throwing in abiogenesis or the Big Bang, or a strawman of either.
I mean if you start with the misunderstanding that Big Bang Theory states that everything came from nothing, or the idea that evolution is completely random, then you’re just poisoning the well irresponsibly, and your conclusions can’t count for shit.

"and that the more knowledgeable evolution adherents KNOW THAT”
Ah, so once more, evolution is a BIG CONSPIRACY. So big it’s got all biologists included. And an entire host of other specialities that either depend on the ToE are back it up.
So many conspirators that it moves from ‘a conspiracy’ to ‘the state of affairs.’ Then why bother to flog it?

“and only adhere to it because they prefer its MORAL implications?”
Evolutionary theory offers no moral implications, no more than any other science such as the speed of light propagation through a vacuum, or the ‘holes flow’ theory of electricity, or the gravitational effects of the Moon upon Earth’s tides.
Dishonest creationists insist that it’s a godless science, but all science is secular by its very nature. They’re all neutral on the subjects of gods.

So, as stated above: No.
Longer answer: Fuck no.

Matt Gaetz, US Representative for FL District 1 #fundie #wingnut #conspiracy

“It’s fraudulent to promise people free speech and then censor them.”
I think there’s a bit of confusion, here. The GOVERNMENT guarantees free speech specifically meaning they don’t censor your speech.
Twitter did not guarantee unmoderated free speech. When you joined twitter, you confirmed that you read their rules on the limits they placed on the speech posted on their platform AND agreed to abide by those rules. No fraud at all.

"It’s fraudulent to promise people a free market and then ban them from trading.”
You mean like during a plague, not allowing people to congregate into a superspreader? Again, not fraud.Some terribly selfish people just get butthurt the first time they’re told ‘no.’ Whiny little bitches, really.

Neila #fundie

“What if he placed the coins around on the ground?”
Ah. The Littering Missionaries, like those handing out chick tracts.

“Someone could find one, read the message, and think it was a sign from God.”
Has anyone picked up a Chick Tract and thought to themselves, “GOD was in THIS TOILET!” No. These people already have a god and they have Americans.

"That way, the marine would not have been caught disobeying those pesky regulations.”
A Marine. Sneaking around ‘pesky regulations.’ A guy that took an oath to support and defend the Constitution, AND vowed to ‘OBEY THE ORDERS OF THOSE POSTED ABOVE ME’.
But it’s okay if he doesn’t get ‘caught’?
Shut your shit-spewing mouth, idiot.
Most of the Marines I knew took their oaths VERY seriously… Unlike Christains, evidently.

"He could spread the message to the locals while appearing neutral to his superiors.”
So, lying and turning the secular nation’s military into an arm of one church. And lying. And violating orders.

“I don't know...just an idea.”
Not a very good one if you have the SLIGHTEST Inkling of honor, you conniving sack of shit. !

Anonymous #homophobia

“Discrimination against Blacks is very different from discrimination against gays.”
No. Discriminating against blacks or gays is very different from discrimination against something that’s a choice. Like being a MAGA, or a vegan.

“In contrast, homosexuals are not economically oppressed.”
You mention historical significance in black oppression. Until very recently, gays could not get a life-partner on their company insurance.
There are still small towns where someone wanting awedding cake has to go out of town because the bakers either refuse, or risk being boycotted by bigots for selling them one.

I haven’t heard of anyone being refused an adoption because the kid would ‘be exposed to the black lifestyle.’ There may be, but it certain doesn’t get as much press.

I think you’re gerrymandering oppression. THEIRS isn’t that bad, YOURS is/was horrific. sounds like an incel.

Naomi #fundie

“Atheists, do you understand why God must allow birth defects to exist?”
No, but i would bet money you’re about to explain that a being of INFINITE LOVE and UNENDING MERCY uses suffering to achieve his goals.

“God made the world without anything bad be WE messed it up and God cannot mess with free will.”
This is the god that hardened Pharaoh’s heart each time he was about ready to free the Israelites, right? So he could add more Glory to his godly name?

“God DID create the world perfect. He DID make perfect DNA, but when Adam and Eve ate the forbidden fruit, God had no choice but to allow there to be consequences. God is love but he is also justice.”
Justice in punishing people who were literally unable to tell right from wrong when they acted.

“Plus, isn't it kind of a cheap shot to attack God for allowing birth defects?”
Cheap? He’s omnipotent, and omniscient, and omnibenevolent (allegedly). Why is ANY suffering not proof that he’s not all three.

“Isn't this exploiting a terrible thing in order to win an argument?”
It’s not exploiting, it’s pointing out that there ARE terrible things in this world and you’re blaming the victims. God has the power to end all suffering, he knows all about all suffering, and he does squat.

"Isn't that tacky?”
This tells me you can’t really answer the argument so you try to blame the OP for making it.

thedeadflag #moonbat #kinkshaming #sexist

Mel Gibson movie, What Women Want. A man gains telepathy and a peek into the world of women.
Arnold schwarzenegger got pregnant in Junior. A man gains direct experience in part of the world from a woman’s POV.
MANY movies have body swaps where men/women gain direct experience of the other side’s world.

These have NOTHING to do with transgendered people. The plots, the themes, the situations, and the jokes are about opening THAT CHARACTER’S eyes to what ‘the other’ goes through. Often as a punishment for being prejudicial and/or stupid.

The transgendered are already living in both worlds, the plots of those characters in a movie is not opening THEIR eyes, but those around them. Like Patrick Swayze in To Wong Foo…

Most Mpreg fanfiction i’ve read is kind of hamfisted attempt to impose an outlook on a character, not teach them to change. Very seldomly do they come across as sympathetic characters. Not fetishistic as much as revenge fantasy.
Of course, some people think you can NOT write a story with a sex scene unless it’s your fetish.

Carico #fundie

“And what constitutes who is in which kingdom?”
That’s a good question and it has occupied a BUNCH of people over a LONG time to make the associations (and to break them).

“If I have a degree in science and i say that humans and animals are in the same kingdom because they have certain characteristics in common, then poepl would simply accept whatever I say.”
No, they would not. You would propose that humans and, say, dogs shared X many characteristics so they should be in a group, and people would come out of the woodwork to find flaws in your logic, your conclusion, your observations, and anything else. You’d fight to defend, they’d fight to attack, and in the end the majority would either accept or deny your suggestion. j

“Humans and plants have certain characteristics in common; we both need food, water, mate, and grow. But does that make us plants?”
It’s a starting point. That bit where we breathe oxygen and plants breath Carbon dioxide would come up quickly in the discussion.

“Sorry but calling a human an animal doesn't make him one”
‘S not how it works. Rather, they’ve spent a SHITLOAD of time coming up with a very specific definition of ‘animal,’ and humans fit that definition, exhibiting the characteristics without exhibiting any deal-breakers like breathing chlorine or shitting gasoline.

"nor does it make himcapable of being the descendant of an animal or breeding one.”
No, but it does make the theory a lot more possible than claiming we descended of plants. Or cement mixers.

dontcryimalreadydead #sexist

Illusion #fundie

“Anyone who thinks you can go into the future, which by the way, HASN'T HAPPENED YET”
What the fuck do you mean ‘by the way.’ The future hasn’t happened yet, that’s the MEANING of ‘future.’
This is Kevin Sorbo saying that you don’t ahve to boycott Chik Fil A, just don’t eat there.

Andrew Anglin #homophobia #transphobia

@Malingspann #195726
“AnAn: “Male desire for penis in anus sex with other males.””
Pretty sure Anal Andy is more focused on the feces. That’s ALl they talk about, sex in the shit, shit in the sheets, shit spreading disease around, shit on the breath, shit, shit, shit, shit.

So a “Male desire for sex in other males’ shit” might be more reflective of the mindset.

Jhud #fundie

“One interesting thing about evolution as a theory is that it seems adept at taking old ideas (racism,”
Evolution isn’t racist. Creationists see ‘race’ in the title of his book and SAY it’s racist. They’re wrong.
Racists say that some races are more, or less evolved. Evolution doesn’t work that way, though, so they’re also wrong.

“eugenics,”
Racists being wrong, attempting to use science to prop it up.

“atheism"
A creationist strawman. Science just says what we think happened, and how we know. Without a single word on whether or not any gods were involved.
The creationists are the ones saying ‘literal Genesis or nihilism!’

Ifor Jackson, #fundie

“Atheists are illogical.”
Show the logic leading to this conclusion, please.

“If there is no god, why do they need to try to prove it.”
Because you guys keep legislating what you say he said, or wants, or would want. We’re not fighting god, we’re fighting pushy believers.

“There are, by the way, three classical arguments for the existence of god - ontologyical, teleological and cosmological; there isn't one for the non-existence.”
Does there need to be a classical argument against if we just don’t find the arguments ‘for’ to be all that compelling?

Andrew Anglin #homophobia #transphobia

“The difference is, homosexuality is only about anal.”
If you’re going to be ignorant, go all out on the ignorant, i guess.

Snake Baker #racist #homophobia

Sparrow's Song #fundie

“That's why we need incel only social circles.”+
This is our Treehouse, no girlz alluwe!

"Normies make me cringe and I don't want to become one or be an ally of their authoritarian regime.”
Incels rant about taking away all rights and freedoms from women to make them fuck incels, and it’s ‘authoritarian’ to say ‘you aren’t entitled to another person’s sex.’?

"That's what scares me about trying to ascend out of incel hell.”
No, sweetie, what scares you is that you’d have to change in order to attracted a mate, and THAT involves identifying where YOU are at fault, and where you have to put in an effort.

You’d much rather stew in your bile with fellow bilists.

"If I ever get femoid affection, will I still have my soul?”
Not really an issue, i fear.

"but if these vile femoids change my spirit, it would be like roping my true self.”
Um, yeah. That’s not a price you’d pay it’s the mechanism you need to use.

"Fuck changing for these heartless nightmare beings, society should fucking change.”
The toddler insists that dessert should come every hour, and no one ever takes naps.

MagnificentMildew #transphobia

“"gender identity" which is basically just a soul”
Was it Heinlein or Clarke who suggested that any sufficiently advanced tech was indistinguishable from magic?
Looks like any suffuciently complicated biological issue is also ‘magic, same-same’ to certain people who were left behind by the science.
I mean, why bother with endocrinology, DNA, and the 20-30 other contributors to gender identity when you can just say PENIS! and MAGIC!

~ Chelsey ~ #fundie

“What would America be like if you took all of the Judeo-Christian influence out?”
No Sunday Closings?
No Blue Laws?
No anal-retentive laws on drug use? or Alcohol?
A whole lot of businesses would no longer be useful as tax shelters when we can tax the current church property.
Abortion a lot safer and more accessible.

“Answer : Gays, Lesbians, Bisexuals, Transsexuals, etc. would
be the norm,”
Well, the whole spectrum of sexuality might be accepted as part of the norm.

“teenage pregnancy would skyrocket,”
Oh. like in any school district that teaches ‘abstinence only’ sex ed?

“ANYTHING would be acceptable, no one would have any morals,
crime rates would balloon,”
How would crime balloon if no one could define a crime?

OrlandoStrongman #fundie

“Why don't you find where it talks about separation of church and state is in the U.S. Constitution.”
The decisions of the Supreme Court, that interpret and aimplify the Constitution and the Amendments to the Constitution, ARE part of the Constitution. So, THAT decision is where is states so.

lisaisbizness #fundie

“If the Bible was so BS why are you spending time in it?”
If Evolution is BS, why do creationists spend so much time on it?

“If you disbelieve...keep it to yourself?”
If you believe, keep it to YOURself.

“You took all this time to prove it was false..obviously you were seeking something...”
Seeking a life where superstitious people don’t try to make me live by their rules. Sometimes it feels like an HOA for the next town over is trying to fine me for my car parked in the driveway.

“One more thing...if you wrote a book today and it was found 200 years from now..people probably will think it is false because the technology 200 years from now will probably be too amazing.”
I did notice how the stories in the Spenser novels changed as the detective adapted to the proliferaton of cell phones, but that doesn’t make the first book fictional from the lack of cell phones.

"Stop testing and tempting God.”
Pretty sure i’m not. If i’m testing and tempting you, though, you need a hobby.

“He has nothing to prove to you.”
Not him. Those trying to legislate his rules do, though.

“He is probably laughing at how complicated man has to make everything....”
He’s certainly laughing that you ignore Titus 3:10 so badly.

A Navy Vet #sexist

“Kiss my Aviation Boatswains Mate ass.”
Back up to this bubblehead and bend over, sweetie.

“Just before I got out of Navy in 1986, I remember all the bogus sexual harassment charges against male sailors who simply looked at a female in an complimentary way.”
I remember that ‘Looking at a woman in a complimentary way.’ Telling fellow sailors whether or not you found them fuckable. And those ungrateful brats wanted to be treated like professionals.

“Then there was all the pre and post deployment pregnancies so the females didn't have to continue or go on the next cruise.”
There are scams, yes. People used to get out of a billet in Scotland by getting married. can’t have two married people at a command, so they’d send the one with the shortest time remaining back to the states. The scammers made sure that was the guy. Then she would turn up pregnant. The command didn’t have the resources to suport her, so SHE got returned to the states. Then they got an abortion, a quickie divorce, everyone goes on with their career.
But the fact that SOME sailors did this doesn’t condemn ALL men and women.

“And then there is the infamous Tail Hook convention where a couple of female sailors got slapped on the ass in the same traditional way ball players do.”
Some women got raped. The general response was that either they wanted it or they should have expected it. Which only made them madder.

“Many a highly trained Aviators were grounded or kick out of the Navy. That was Rep. Schroeder's big cause.”
That was my first really big sexual harrassment seminar. A 2-star admiral yelled at us to grow the fuck up for abuot an hour. The POINT was that the women were sailors, too, not prostitutes, or slaves, and deserve the same respect. Those that could not or would not show respect for the women, the Navy didn’t want to keep.

“If women don't want to play by the same rules and traditions as the men, they should stick to admin duties ashore.”
I also remember all the complaints about women getting all the shore billets before they were allowed on combat vessels.
Grow the fuck up.

autisticblackce #sexist #psycho

“hypergamy is wired in their brains,so even if u get a GF that is step one,”
If hypergamy is a real issue with ALL WOMEN IN THE WORLD, i’d think that everyone would be above you in the hierarchy. So you’d always be the first one to date, no? No one would trade DOWN to an incel. So you, at least, always would date virgins, if you dated anyone at all.

Grimlock Prime #fundie

Tim Martin #fundie

“If god isn't real, how do you explain Adam and Eve?”
Same way i explain Kirk and Spock.

“I'm so sick of you elitist atheists thinking science can explain everything.”
No one says science can expain everything, so you’re wrong.
On the other hand, none of you can justify that Science has to explain Adam and Eve.

“Your logic is flawed.”
Your premise is a myth.

oneabdi #fundie

“When we're hit with a crises every Jew, Christian, Atheist, Secularist, Muslim, Hindu, Buddhist, and Communist turns to God for relief .”
Not true.
The closest i’ve gome to prayer in the last 44 years is a drill command. In formation, the Chaplain says, “LEt Us Pray” and that’s a command to tilt our heads. No need to acknowledge any celestial being, just hold the position until ‘Amen’ commands you back to Attention or Parade Rest or whatever.

I don’t pray for succor when the car skids on black ice, or when tRump pulls head in the polls, or when the ocean is flowing into the submarine without limit. I also don’t cry for Mommy.
LOTS of guys that get wounded up in combat cry out to mommy instead of God. It’s about as rational, hoping an omniscient being who knew they were going to get hit by that shrapnel, and did fuck all, will fly down and fix the sucking chest wound OR mommy will kiss the booboo from six time zones away.

The sad part is that THEY cry out from a fear reaction, in pain and panic. You flog this arrogant bluster from a sober state.

Livid #sexist

“am I just an anomaly or are most men incel?”
Depends on how you’re using ‘incel’ really.
A lot of people aren’t having sex right at this moment, which most would change if they could.
However nowhere NEAR all of them are blaming this state of affairs on all women, a few men, their parents, television, and anything else that would absolve them of any need to make an effort.
Not everyone in a dry spell thinks the government needs to nationalize women and issue their vaginas to all taxpaying males as a Basic Resource.

“If most men are incel”
They’re not.

“then we shouldn't stand for this.”
But all your solutions for ‘this’ involve harming other people.

“We must stand up and take back our rightful place in society”
You’re already there.

“and not allow a rostie to chose who she is attracted to.”
See, like that. Your can control your own sex, no one elses.

Tim the Christian #fundie #homophobia

“Atheists how can you justify homosexuality?”
Why do i need to justify it?

“"Love is Love" how many times have you heard this diatribe?”
nowhere near enough.

“NO Animal is the entire animal kingdom would even think about having gay sex,”
Wrong.

“because the whole point of living is to breed,”
What a sad bunch of Christmas gifts you must send out each year.

“Homosexuality does not promote this, it makes it go back.”
Well, the point of life is for the gene pool to survive. It’s possible that the population gains some benefit from there being males that contribute without consuming excess resources.

"Lets go to logic class for all yall.”
This should be good.

“10 Dodo's are on a island, 5 are girls, 5 are guys, now if every single one of these birds were gay, then their species would die out.”
You DO know that gay men and women do reproduce, don’t you? So this ridiculous argument fails right out of the gate.

"Love is only a chemical imbalance, it does not really exist, we just think it does”
So… Love ONLY exists in our heads? Like English, or law, or insider trading?
All of which affects individuals in our culture, which means they’re real.

"so technically you're "love is love" argument is flawed.”
No,it’s really not. Or at least, not for any reason you’ve offered.

"Yes, and every animal that does engage in homosexuality is endangered.”
Citation please?

ub4war #fundie

“I know you think i am crazy but …”
No, i think you’re selfish. What if God only answers one prayer a day, and you got YOUR tomatoes? No one in any war zone or cancer ward or outaide an abortion clinic or waiting for trial got THEIR prayers answered becuase you won that day’s lottery.

Twenty people float up out of the crashed plane to find the Angel of Death ready to escort them heavenlywards. “Wait!” One screams. “I was faithful! I started praying the instant the engine stopped! Why didn’t God save us?”
“Sorry, God reached his quota. But if it makes you feel any better, I can bring you back in about 4 months to show you some amazing tomato plants!”

Account Suspended #fundie

“Okay I have some more important facts here to prove atheists wrong:”
Go for it.

“Dark Matter and Dark energy are impossible to detect and scientists believe in it so science believes something it can't prove.”
Scientists can’t prove anything. That’s math. Everything in science is just the best educated guess to explain things we DO observe. So, you know, swing and a miss.

"Science is extremely dogmatic.”
And productive. Can’t forget that it produces things like The internet.

How does scientists insisting on the RIGHT way to explain things make me incorrect?

“And that they're evil: Stalin was an atheist.”
Pretty sure Satan believes in God. Look at Job, they have a conversation. I believe in everyone i’ve ever had a conversation with.

“Most all atheists support baby killing.”
Well, to be fair, we think that YOU using YOUR religion to make that decision for a completely different person is evil. So, fuck off.

“Atheists are never moral because they do not believe in God”
I think we’re more moral because we spend a lot of time thinking about such things.

“Thank you and God Bless. Please put your faith in God not science.”
You can pray for information or you can google it. Which one gets you new inforrmation fastest?
Or, you know, at ALL?

Voegelin #fundie

“Why let the Feds have the money?”
Look at Baltimore. Biden has promised that the government will start reconstruction of the bridge now, while the insurance company delays payment. There’s a why.

“We should privitize the system.”
Sure. Pay a toll to get on the road, pay a toll at the bridge, pay a toll to get off the highway, get a subscription for using the parking lot at work, NOTHING gets done or built until the lowest-bidder is identified, then scream for federal funds (that don’t exist) in any emergency.

"Bring back indentured servitude.”
Slavery. We were pretty adamant about that a few years back…

“Have a national lottery. For a buck everyone gets a chance at a servant for 7 years.”
And who gets to play laborer for that? How do you pick?

"Or dole them out on the basis of need. Low income workers who need child care and the elderly who need caregivers get first preference.”
Wait, i want my kid cared for by someone who was picked at random?

WarGamer #fundie

“These people are obsessed with death and sin.”
I can only die once and i don’t believe in sin. Next strawman?

“I remember during the Terry Schiavo story alot of democrats were drooling over the prospect of snuffing that poor woman's life.”
Your fantasies are not my reality. No one DROOLED over the tragedy,but we DID think her husband should honor her wishes as he understood them.

“This kind of behavior isn't exactly new to them.”
Huh. A woman should be in charge of her own body. Yep, story checks out, just not in the snarky way you intend.

Eric Hovind #fundie

@Sasha #195673
first off, I think to Eric Evolution=random changes and boom! Monkey gives birth to Nuclear Physicists.

And i don’t think he can grasp billions. There’s none, some, more, many, lots and then it jumps to eternity with God watching people boil in magma forever.

“Atheist logic”

Where’s the logic, Eric?
Logic is a tool for evaluating ideas. You just post four conclusions, two of which you (I must assume) disagree with. You don’t even post why you disagree with the conclusions, or why we shouldn’t.
Maybe a better title would be ’I’m not stupid, YOUR stuipid!’

Andrew Tate #crackpot #homophobia #kinkshaming #sexist #forced-birth

"Sex is for making children.”
Meh. My wife had difficult pregnancies. Three boys, all premature, two miscarriages, a few whaddayacall it, threats to her own life. Lots of drama, hospitalization, missed deployments.
Two stars, would not recommend.

“Any man who has sex with women because it “feels good” is gay.”
Somehow, the fact that my sex life disappoints Andy Tate comes across as an upcheck.
And, really sex WITH A WOMAN wouldn’t feel good if i were gay, would it?

“In fact if you are 40 with less then 5 children you’re probably gay.”
Another upcheck, and marking the dictionary page for the entry of ‘gay.’

“All that feel-good pee pee sex and hardly any genetic legacy?”
Ah. Did someone realize they’re going to be in jail too long to raise a kid?

Reece #conspiracy #crackpot #homophobia #kinkshaming #quack #sexist

“This is a psyop to make you gay”
Skipping the whole idea that you can be turned gay….

““Muscle mommy” fetish is literally homosexuality”
I don’t think you can just induce a fetish in someone else, either. MAYBE you can help someone discover a fetish (or a kink, or an interest) they didn’t know they had.
Had a few people read some of my niche porn and report that they responded to it, to their surprise, but i didn’t MAKE anything appear in them.

“First it was the vax”
And all fucking credibility is out the window right there…

“Then they got TikTok brain kids to goon over these “women””
Did you not see those thighs?

“If you have ever found yourself attracted to this you desperately need to raise your test levels.”
Reese, are you mainlining testosterone so the ‘bad thoughts’ will go away?

AngryNotice #fundie

“christianity has a monopoly on marriage,”
Yes, that’s why when i got my ‘Clergy’ card online and looked it up, ONLY Christains could solemnize a wedding. Uh huh. Sure.
I mean, except for all the religions you don’t think are real.
Or the ones you don’t think are christain ENOUGH.
Or captains at sea.
Justices of the peace.
Whatever the fuck was in that wedding chapel outside of Vegas…

"it was created in the name of Christ.”
No, it was not.

“ its not right that we see other cultures and religious denominations(including homosexuals) feel that they can control what happens with our birthright.”
Stuff a sock in it.
You don’t own the language, you don’t own the law, you don’t own the practice.

“ satans claws go deep into our society”
Drama queen…

phillyade88 #fundie

“I think it [evolution] still must be questioned...”
Of course. Question all science. That’s how science works.

“judging on the fact they found 18K Gold Chariot Wheels in the red sea that are carbon dated to the same time Moses parted it.”
What the fuck difference does that make to evolutionary theory? You question science based on the methodology, or on new observations, not details that you can dovetail with your favorite book of mythiness. It would, at best, support one detail of Genesis, not the entire book. And how would you objectively establish WHEN Moses led the slaves out of bondage in a country that never had huge slave populations…?

“And judging on the fact they found a piece of an ark that carbon dates back to Noahs time.”
If you use that as evidence, then you’re also going to accept the carbon dating that shows a whole bunch of cultures existed through the Global Flood and never mentioned it, right?

“Science has NEVER PROVEN "darwins theory of evolution".”
Science has NEVER PROVEN any theory, idiot. Not gravity, electricity, magnetism, or why aspirin reduces headaches. It’s all theory.

“but general evolution...sure.”
No, hasn’t proven anything.

“We all evolve...right now I am evolving because time never freezes.”
INdividuals do not evolve in the manner of the Theory Of Evolution. You’re not inheriting any traits you didn’t have at birth.

“ Nice try atheist.”
Total bullshit, creationist.

Ken Ham #fundie

@Skyknight #195620
Or anything that doesn’t lead to piling up treasures in Heaven is finite, therefore hopless in the long run.

Which makes me think that Christains are pretty materialistic, too.
The afterlife is either described by the pain the body will experience (which makes no sense, we leave the body behind, God will have to make a new one that can feel fire JUST SO we can be tortured), or the bodies taken up by the Rapture to Heaven where the streets are gold, we live in mansions, and treasures reflect our earthly successes.And if these materials aren’t strewn about Heave, they’ll think they’ve been cheated.

MY idea of paradise would be beings of pure intellect learning shit all the time, easily, without forgetting anything. Gonna miss beef, but won’t miss hunger.

Wayne Allyn Root quoting childhood best friend #fundie #magick #wingnut

“And then real life story #2.”
I tell a lot of stories. Twenty years on subs gives me a LOT of situations no one else has seen or heard the like of. But I have never started a recollection with ‘And this really happened!’
It’s kind of a giveaway.
Like when the chief starts with ‘This is no shit, but one time…’
Or anything the LT says after ‘We had this guy on the (used-to-ship), who would…’

Tatsuya Ishida #racist #dunning-kruger

‘Viking’ is a race?
And they brought back quite a few slaves from their raids. That’s not strict immigration. And Vikings never actually had horns on their helmets. Plus…

Oh. Wait. it’s a fairy tale. Never mind.

Abigail #fundie

Giggle #fundie

“The flood is the thing that fosilized those animals/whatever in the first place.”
Okay, how?

Floods tend to chaotic results. How did the FLood sort animals by species? We find dinosaurs of a given ere all sorted to the same strata, including adults, youths, eggs, hatched eggs, nests, and footprints. How in the fuck does a flood sort footprints in mud down to a particular strata to match the feet that made them, while sorting OTHER footprints to match their source?
And how does a flood deposit heavier layers above lighter ones?

"Creationism is the only 'theory'”
Creaionism isn’t even a hypothesis.
It starts from the conclusion and works backwards.

“that has withstood the test.”
What test, that someone still believs in it?
Hell there are still people who believe in The South and their Cause. That’s no test.

"Evolution, well..what else do I need to say?”
Anything, anything at all.

Ken Ham #fundie

“Being a materialist, he commented on a lot of immaterial things, mind, knowledge, conclusions, etc. This shows (sadly) his blinded inconsistency.”
How id a mind not materialistic? Can you show us one without a brain (matrial) to support it? Or knowledge, without a material brain?

”Belief in a material universe does not explain the immaterial like the laws of logic,”
Those are human inventions, like math.
So, more knowledge that is found in a brain.

“laws of chemistry,”
Chemicals react in predictable ways. How in the fuck is that immaterial?

“laws of mathematics and so on.”
More human inventions, knowledge resting in brains.

“Let this remind everyone that death”
Death are inevitable, sure.

\”and subsequent judgment are inevitable"
Feel free to provide any reason at all to accept that.

“Atheists leave such a sad legacy of meaninglessness purposelessness, and of no hope.”
So the ONLY reason you have any meaning in your life is if there’s a divine sponsor, and I’M the sad one? push off.

Wayne Allyn Root quoting childhood best friend #fundie #magick #wingnut

“There are those words again- “supernatural” and “miracle.””

I’d think a miracle would be if only Trump supporters could see the mishandled documents.
“Yea and did the agents of the Federal Government enter the room where the sensitive documents were stacked, yet they saw not the big-ass piles of document boxes. Once they walked past the pile, unaware, then twice and three times.
And Don Junior did gain giddy with power at the miraculous attention, and he did push one box in front of an agent, who walked around it but did not notice he did.
And Eric, same, took from a box a folder marked ‘Top Secret’ within and without, and made to slap an agent with it.
Yea, and the angel did speak, he was wroth and said, “Not YOU! Dumbass!” for the hand of God’s protection extended not to Captain Clueless. And the agents did see he held classified, and they bore him to the floor with enthusiasm and tasers.

KCJ #fundie

Oh, yeah:
“In my last year in the Army, we had a soldier in our unit, that painted his fingernails,”
Sailors on my commanmds (Navy) are limited on the colors they can use to paint their fingernails, and that’s if they’re women.
Painting men’s nails is a uniform violation. Unless he’s painting them ‘clear,’ as i did to try to stop biting my nails, i don’t believe this detail. I don’t think they’d have had to tolerate that no matter what his actual or claimed sexuality.
Further pushing this whole claim into cartoon territory…

Steve Kirsch #conspiracy

“ Here’s a case of a 22-year-old who got lots of vaccines at 22 and it irrevocably changed his life.”
Check the life trajectories of about 30,000 17-21 year olds that join the Navy each year, Stevie.
And get LOTS and LOTS and FUCKING LOTS of vaccinations. How many of them turn autistic or trangendered or developed ADHD?
I won’t argue depression, Boot Camp sucks, but it does end.

KCJ #fundie

“In the last 15 years, I'd bet that not one single person has been kicked out for "Being Gay", except those that have gone straight to the command and demanded to be kicked out (for other reasons, or as an activist statement to get attention).”
So, no one’s been kicked out on that premise except the ones that HAVE been kicked out. Brilliant statement, totally defensible.
Of course, your 15 years extends back to when i was at SWFLANT, and yes, they did kick people out for being gay, at certain commands. Ones with really high security clearances and really fuckknuckle commanding officers.
They maintained that being gay put people at risk of blackmail because they’d be kicked out, so we kicked them out preemptively. A vicious circle jerk.

"We've had people with "Gay Pride" stickers on their cars and the Command looked the other way.”
Yes. Depends on the command.

“In my last year in the Army, we had a soldier in our unit, that painted his fingernails, talked with a serious lisp, pranced around and openly talked about how much dick he sucked. Seriously.”
Oh, man, you served with a caricature! I never met a caricature! A FEW sailors that exhibited One or Two stereotypes, but not the cartoon version.

“Everyone was too scared to say shit to the Command for fear of being punished.”
Uh huh. Punished for what, exactly?

"The Command knew he was openly gay and did nothing. This kid is a walking bag of HIV.”
You’ve seen his medical record? Or are you just adding this stereotype to the rest?

“This kid is not simply "Gay" (which no one would really care about), this kid is a Fag. He's every bit of someone you would not dare depend on to save your life.”
Why not? What did you notice about him that you’d think he would not perform under fire? Or is that MORE of the stereotype you’re huffing?

"If I were still in, I'd seriously consider becoming a conscientious objector, and getting out.”
So, you’re saying no one could count on YOU to save their life? Good riddance, then.

“Let the "Gays" have the military. Let it collapse.”
Oh, a butthurt patriot. That’s so brave of you. You’d rather the country suffer than be a grownup.

"Don't think for one f*ing second it's going to stop here. Within one year, you'll hear the gays scream to get married in the military”
I don’t think anyone gets married IN the military. People IN the military can get married on base, but their license is through the state. And once a state started to allow it, the military had to acknowledge it.

"draw housing pay for their gay "Partners",”
Their legal partners? What a concept!

“get tuition payments for their partners, medical treatment, yada-yada-ya.”
You doomgasm that the military will have to treat legal dependents like legal dependents…?

What legal basis do you imagine they could use to justify NOT treating dependents like dependents? WIthout opening the entire DoD up to a zillion lawsuits?
Imagine if they ignored Loving v. Virginia and did not recognize mixed-race marriages? All those war brides and wives picked up on overseas tours… LOTS of fallout they wouldn’t want, huh?

Steve Kirsch #conspiracy

A review on Amazon says this book was published 5 years ago, and only retreads common, and discredited, anti-vax propaganda. Including the claim that there were these documents and they got destroy-ified, for SCIENCE>

Athena Kerry #conspiracy #racist

Um, what slur? I don’t see a slur.
And if his statement was treason, so is every time anyone says their state should secede.

“The facts: Texas and the southwest were won by a rebellion after Santa Ana rescinded the Constitution of 1824 and asserted dictatorial control over the settlers there.”
Um, and this ‘fact’ refutes what part of the Professor’s statement?

"It was not acquired through American conquest as some multiculturalists try to suggest.”
No, you guys were just immigrants that brought your land with you.

Really what was it that made you so butthurt to storm out and stomp around?