i wouldnt want you to just accept something, just a story told. but im not talkin about just any story. the story of Jesus Christ is backed up by so much evidence that its literately the best documented event in history! even time itself (BC and AD) reflects the impact of Christ coming to this earth
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"the story of Jesus Christ is backed up by so much evidence that its literately the best documented event in history!"
Don\'t know much about ancient history, theology, or literature, do you?
"the story of Jesus Christ is backed up by so much evidence that its literately the best documented event in history!"
I would have thought something like the 2nd world war. What with all the people from the event who are still alive, all the records, the footage, the photographs etc.
Show me all the documentation for Jesus other han the Bible?
Uh, no. There are many, many things that are better documented. Like, say, Super Bowl XL or most other major sports events of the past half century. There are tapes of the games (often from multiple angles), interviews with the players, newspaper articles, books, jerseys, and game balls, all of which are completely authenticated.
Except that Roman historians, who recorded localized livestock plagues and other minor events through out the Empire, didn't feel the need to report on the birth of the Saviour of Man.
Or at least until his whacked-out followers started Bible-bashing in Rome 200 years later.
"the story of Jesus Christ is backed up by so much evidence that its literately the best documented event in history!"
You really aren't the sharpest knife in the drawer, are you?
Yeah soooo well documented that there is literally NO EVIDENCE of Jeebus, Mary or Joseph. No evidence of Gawd, no evidence of his disciples, nothing. Just...empty words on a 2000 year old book.
You don't know much about the rest of the world, do you?.
What evidence? Other than stories passed down, that have been changed to deify him??
even time itself (BC and AD) reflects the impact of Christ coming to this earth
And the dating system is wrong. This doesn't bode well for your argument.
the story of Jesus Christ is backed up by so much evidence that its literately the best documented event in history!
Except for ... oh, I don't know ... all events that have actually been documented.
even time itself (BC and AD) reflects the impact of Christ coming to this earth
Even Christians (except you, I guess) acknowledge that the BC/AD division now in use isn't accurate.
Doctor Whom wrote:
"Even Christians (except you, I guess) acknowledge that the BC/AD division now in use isn't accurate." Give 'em time. Before this century is out, Fundies will be insisting that the official historical accounts of King Herod the Great's reign were fabricated by anti-Bible evolutionist historians, and that Herod was alive and kicking in 1 A.D., because the Book of Matthew requires it.
"the story of Jesus Christ is backed up by so much evidence that its literately the best documented event in history!"
This is your brain on religion, kids.
"even time itself (BC and AD) reflects the impact of Christ coming to this earth"
And that's the kind of stupid crap you'll be saying too, if you don't stay in school and stay of the cross!
Then Jeremiah busts out into "breaker breaker 1-9, this here's the rubber ducky, we got a little ol' convoy, ain't she a beautiful sight???"
First off, after spending 25 years believing that shit, I still haven't seen any fucking evidence AT ALL for any of the claims christians make about jesus. None. Second, the AD/BC thing is off by about 5 years. So even though it was meant to divide time by the year of jesus' birth, they even fucked that up. And we don't really use AD/BC anymore. We use CE/BCE. It's alot easier. And it gets rid of some of that icky christian vibe.
"the story of Jesus Christ is backed up by so much evidence that its literately the best documented event in history!\
Or English either as he seems to have confused 'literately' with 'literally'.
"backed up by so much evidence that its literately the best documented event in history!"
"even time itself (BC and AD) reflects the impact of Christ coming to this earth"
Except the Julian/Gregorian Calendar was calculated hundreds of years later using old Roman records, which, thanks for an error committed around the time of Jesus' death, resulted in a 4-year error.
"so much "
You misspelled 'zero.'
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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