well they do weird things on halloween, somebody once shaved half my cat on halloween night. Im not sure whether it was a bizzarre cult or confusing prank, but oh well weird things happen that night.
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yes this was me and it happened to my cat. Im not quite sure who was that weird. He lived a long and healthy life and his hairstyle never seemed to be that big an issue as he quickly recovered his hair. Now people believe strange things, and it is not outside the realm of logical possibility that someone was deluded into thinking half shaving a cat did something. Better thought is that it was a prank. That said, it was an outdoor cat that never came in.
Which cult was it?
Was it the top half or the bottom half that was shaved?
Or the front or back or the left or right half?
Inquiring cultists want to know.
Reminds me of Mark Twain's Puddinhead Wilson; newly arrived in town he's trying to get some info from the local loafers and a dog is barking nearby to his great annoyance. He says he wishes he owned a half interest in the dog so he could kill his half. The loafers try to discern which dogly hemisphere would be affected, and since either would result in the death of said canine, Mr. Wilson must be a "Puddinhead".
Shaving a live cats pretty much like playin with a barbed wire-wrapped basketball, isn't it? These guys had a weird idea about fun.
Must be Satanic or something as stupid.
Which half? Top? Bottom? Left? Right? Front? Rear? Checkerboard pattern? Shit, we need details if we're to determine which kind of evil pagan we're dealing with here. They all have different cat shaving traditions, and they each believe they're the 'One True!' cat shavers.
Edit: Oops, sorry #485829, didn't read your similar post until afterward.
But wait a sec, Christian Guitars?! You mean, there's wooden things with big empty spaces that are Christian? Oh, never mind...
"well they do weird things on halloween, somebody once shaved half my cat on halloween night."
No, no, no - you're doing it all wrong. Y'see, when people refer to 'Pussy'...!
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“Now people believe strange things, and it is not outside the realm of logical possibility that someone was deluded into thinking half shaving a cat did something.”
Actually, that is beyond logical possibility. That’s just stupid. What god (or demon posing as one)(or someone saying they speak for a god) will ask for half a cat’s fur? How in the fuck do you convince a follower that they’ll gain a benefit from half-shaving a cat?
What would the argument be?
Without a good solid explanation for how someone would accept this instruction as valid, and go do it, then no, it’s not logical. It’s just throwing up your hands and saying ‘People who aren’t in my faith will believe ANYTHING!’
Of course, your faith includes talking donkeys, fruit that transmits knowledge, a flat Earth, and an omniscient god not knowing where the only two people in the whole world are hiding.
But it’s the others that are WEIRD.
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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