Would I rape my daughter if Jesus told me to? Jesus never told me to. Why would Jesus ask me to anyway? What a stupid question from an atheist.
Rebellious people like you will end up in hell for sure. Guaranteed.
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You fail utterly at hypothetical thought, like virtually every fundie.
Your discomfort and evasion, however, suggest that your answer would be a reluctant "yes". You disgust me.
The fact that he can't respond with a simple "no" is absurd. Fine, maybe in your mind, that question would never be asked in the first place. But it's the same for me... since no big-daddy in the sky exists, hypothetically, if he did ask me to rape my daughter, I would say no.
The fact that he can't respond directly to the question is sickening.
"Why would Jesus ask me to anyway?"
Oh I don't know, maybe because he's "testing" you just like his father did with Job and Abraham.
What a stupid excuse from a fundie!
I like that strong, ringing, unequivocable denial there, SFE. Oh, wait...
Way to go to avoid actually answering the question, dude.
So, would you? I sincerely hope that the answer is no, but I'm afraid I can't be very sure of that.
According to a lot of fundies, you OWN your children, they are to obey EVERY command and not to EVER speak against their parents.
This Biblical defense HAS been used in court in incest cases. Rape apoligists are always part of a religious system as there is no excuse in the eyes of the law
Oh my. This is such a strong denial! Obviously he leaves no room for doubt that he would NEVER rape his daughter.
(Dear FSM this guy is sick. He'd probably actually do it if he was convinced "GOD TOLD ME TO")
Why would Jesus ask me to anyway?
Do you want to tell Jesus what he can ask of you and what not? Aren't you fundies telling us all the time that "God works in mysterious ways" and "It's not our job to question God's will!"
"SFE talk", you are a blasphemer! Rebellious people like you will end up in hell for sure! Guaranteed!
"Would I rape my daughter if Jesus told me to? Jesus never told me to. Why would Jesus ask me to anyway? What a stupid question from an atheist."
Last time I checked out my Bible, I didn't see Jesus condemn rape. There sure as hell isn't a 'Thou shalt not Rape anyone - certainly your own children' in the Ten Commandments.
But then your 'God' ordered Abraham to sacrifice his son Isaac. Lot offered his daughters to others for sex. Your 'God' didn't object at the time did he, eh?!
"Rebellious people like you will end up in hell for sure. Guaranteed."
Oh, teh irony, it burnss usss preciousss! A definite case of...:
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What if your god told you to sacrifice you daughter? There is precedent for that.
Ah, but who are we kidding? Your Jesus told you to sell everything you had, distribute the money to the poor and rely on him for your support. The fact that you haven't done this makes it clear you really don't care what he had to say.
I don't think it's a stupid question but it's unfair thing to ask most Christians. Most of them could say he'd never asked that of me and I would loose any high ground.
But if someone had and recieved this response I would just add "problem is, none of you have ever spoken to Jesus or God, but many of you have considered an urge as divine guidance"
If 'God' asjed me to rape/murder my kid I would definitely demand more proof that he was in fact God. I would also have my head checked.
People who claim they were forced to by God disgust me. What did he do, hold a gun to your head? That's bullshit.
“Would I rape my daughter if Jesus told me to?”
Maybe a better question, can you offer up a reason to disobey Jesus If he asked you to?
“Jesus never told me to.”
Way to duck the question, doofus.
I, on the other hand, can say ‘No’ without quibble. I mean, i could try ‘I only have sons’ but the ‘no’ is a better answer. One you avoid giving.
"Why would Jesus ask me to anyway?”
Not a good come-back. When atheists look at biology and ask, “Why would an intelligent being design THAT?” y’all say we’re not smart enough to challenge god’s plan.
Also, remember Lot? his daughters had reason to rape him, so can’t be SURE it’ll never be required.
"What a stupid question from an atheist.”
Meh. You’re not comfortable with an honest answer so you duck it. Not that stupid.
“Rebellious people like you will end up in hell for sure. Guaranteed.”
Yeah, if i deserved ETERNAL punishment for being honest, then so be it. Wouldn’t worship a vengeful monster like that anyway.
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