lioninoil #fundie foru.ms

Rearrange the letters in SANTA and you have

SATAN

And since Satan is the negation of God, we can be sure he's going to take something like CHRISTmas and turn it into something pagan and secular, which is why we have to greet each other with terms the atheists and secularlists love, like "Happy Holidays" and "Seasons Greetings" instead of "Merry CHRISTmas".

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Confused?

So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!

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