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see, oh baby, they gotta be no way out.

i know where they gotta hide. the entrance door is Denver. Don’t worry baby. i’m coming back with my immortal body that can fly. once i get Jesus’ order, i will fly at full speed from Jerusalem to Denver. and i’m gotta break into their bunkers in Denver. oh, wait, maybe i can play my lovely game with those racist psychos hiding in there. i love hide-and-seek. i mean it. the bunker is going to be their vast grave. IF Jesus sends me out at that time to arrest or kill those banking cartels, i’m gotta kill them one by one, bit by bit, in their underground bunkers, and i know where the entrance door is. oh, baby, and with my immortal body that can fly, i’m gotta ferociously break into the underground bunker and i’m gotta wage my sword. i’m gotta kill and slaughter them, all of them, hiding in deep underground. no way out, baby, after 7 years, here i am.

when i find them in the bunker, that will be their most horrified day in all their life. i promise and mean it. Every single drop of blood of my own kind, my own species, both Chinese and Taiwanese, is going to be paid back, and that’s the paid back time. i’ll kill them, execute them very slowly, i promise, once i gets the divine order, i’ll make them die very slowly in fear and in shock and i know where they gotta hide. oh, baby, they gotta be no way out. once, i get the divine order, i’m gotta be at my full speed, fly to there, Denver, the entrance door, oh baby. wait for me, i’m coming. here i am, just after 7 years. all of them, one by one, bit by bit, i’m just one of the little cute immortal executioner. baby.

i really and desperately hope Lord Jesus Christ will appoint me as a cute executioner at the end of the End Times.

once i get the divine order, i’m gotta turn the most horrifying thing, “the thing”, that those banking cartels have ever been seeing in all their life. i mean it and i promise it. oh baby, i wanna play hide-and-seek in the vast underground bunkers. oh baby, that gotta be so fun. With my immortal eyes, i can see through walls, but those poor earthly racist psychos can’t see me. And, I will make myself invisible. you know, i’m gotta be Peter the Invisible with my own sword. And, i mean it and i promise it, every single drop of blood of my own species is going to be paid back, both Chinese and Taiwanese obliterated at the most despicable nuclear racial war genocide. I’m gotta be the cutest executioner ever, you know. i know where they gotta be hiding. oh baby, wait for me. i will be coming soon, just in 7 years.

through all the process of execution, those racist psychos will never see me and see my face, because i’m gotta make myself invisible from beginning to end. an invisible “the thing”, the most horrifying thing and that’s me and I’m gotta be invisible at that time, my own hide-and-seek play time, and their paid back time.

once i get the divine order from Lord Jesus Christ, i’m gotta at full speed fly from Jerusalem to Denver, the entrance of their bunkers. And, the first thing i must do is to collapse all the entrances, all the possible entrances, of their vast bunkers, which are all interlocked. With my immortal body with power, collapsing all the possible entrances will be just like eating a piece of cake. And then, after collapsing all the entrances and shutting them down in their lovely bunkers, no way out. And, let’s play hide-and-seek. And, they will never see me and see my face. I’m gotta be the most horrifying invisible thing ever.

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