The only ice age was the one that began shortly after the Flood and has continued into the present day, although thankfully the earth may be finally beginning to warm up.[b/]
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We're in an ice age? Wow, I'm glad you told me, what with the constantly freezing 35 Deg C we get here in Singapore. I was wondering why i always get so cold when I'm here... oh wait, no... that's the aircon...
Me: "A fundie admitting to global warming? Call Ripley!"
Friend: "Global warming is good evidence for the Rapture."
Me: "Oh, right, of course. My mind's fundie emulator crashed and I was restarting it when I said that."
This HAS to be Poe. Although compared to the rest of the thread, this is nothing.
Rhys: You're from Singapore? I'm Malaysian. (well, I'm currently studying in the States)
Yes, we are technically still in an ice age (there are still glaciers), but I don't think a general climate that resembles Houston on a bad day is my idea of a great place to live.
But your Bible doesn't explain ice cores that date back farther than the start date for Creation.
Fascinating. At first the fundies were just parroting back anything the Bible says regardless of how silly it might be, and now they are just plain making shit up.
Unless, of course, Floodnut here can quote me a verse from the OT that indicates a global cold cliamte shift after the flood...
Floodnut, prove there was a global flood as described in Genesis.
Have said proof examined by a group of accredited scientists.
Once they validate it we'll talk.
Until then, don't bother the grown-ups with your fairy tales.
Floodnut should take a geology class. There have been several Ice Ages, the most recent being the Illinoisan and Wisconsinan ice sheets that retreated about 10,000 years ago and remnants are left in Greenland and Antarctica with 97% of the world's fresh water. If the tuition is too much, he can take a trip to Cape Cod, a moraine left at the end of the Ice Age. Of course, 10,000 years is older than many fundies will allow for, especially for the Flood.
That does explain how Kangeroos got to Australia from the Middle East, they skied.
Those big feet must have helped.
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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