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Millions of women feel they are goddesses, they control a man through his contraceptive penis. What a shame. What a low down shame people have gone today. Men submitting to women and thanking them for sex? Give me a break.
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I guess he/she means they control through CONTRAVENING his genitalia. I don't plan to go in there, but I get the feeling he/she thinks that if men don't have lots of children, they're not realizing their full potential...
(Those of you who DID dare to go in there, how close was I?)
Mens penis' are contraceptive? Why the hell didn't somebody tell me? Could have saved a bundle on condoms.
Edit:
Shit, I only got one...and it isn't contraceptive either.
Damn my parents and their genes for making me a mutant.
"Men submitting to women and thanking them for sex? Give me a break."
Wait...isn't that how its always been, basically? If I understand those jokes about marriage, and about how the male libido can be publically acknowledged but female's cannot, and how courtship was almost entirely the responsibility of the male in the "good ol' days," I'd say that men being sex-beggars is pretty much the status quo. My conclusion is that you are full of crap (and you also fail to appreciate how alluring it is to have a woman in a position of power, or how having a relatively small amount of sex being offered makes it that much more pleasurable when it does occur).
Goddess? No... more like QUEEN OF MY GODDAMN CASTLE.
WTF is a "contraceptive penis"?
Men should submit, and thank us -- oops, there's my inner Dom, coming out to play...
The site is "Fundies Say The Darndest Things", not "Christians Say The Darndest Things". There've been a number of secular fundies on the site. Anyone who adheres to a strict fundamental tenet against all logic and evidence qualifies, hence the term "fundamentalist". Fanboys could technically be called fundamentalists by this definition, though most people prefer to just call them "fucking stupid".
You are upset because women have the right to say no?
And the penis isn't for contraception.. but seeing as yours is probably still in its shrink wrap, don't expect you to know that.
WMDKitty
Goddess? No... more like QUEEN OF MY GODDAMN CASTLE.
WTF is a "contraceptive penis"?
Men should submit, and thank us -- oops, there's my inner Dom, coming out to play...
Will you go out with me?
Involuntary Virginity Award?
Full 'article' is breathtaking. Women not wanting sex with you, buddy, doesn't mean they don't want sex. It's just you, you're the common denominator.
What a pile of s***
Actually for many women their sex drive might increase during pregancy. Depends on the woman. Look it up.
And hey, Why can't i have multiple men? After all they have a contraceptive penis and I don't want kids just yet.
Involuntary Virginity Award seconded!
WTF is with "women only want sex every three years?" Have you ever met a woman, gs55?
This is a whole bunch of crazy in that article, and none of it is supported by even evolutionary psychology. And it is based on the idea women don;t like sex which is... biazarre. That, or he's doing it wrong.
What the hell is a contraceptive penis? Oh, wait, a dildo! I get it now! Finally, it all makes sense.
What the hell is a contraceptive penis? Oh, wait, a dildo! I get it now! Finally, it all makes sense.
Ohhhhhhhh now all the pieces are coming together. Sheesh dude! I'm gay but even I know its a bad sign to be jealous of your gal's dildo. You're jealous of an inanimate object AND you're selfish in bed...you got problems.
Since you obviously know nothing about female anatomy or psychology (I can't believe I'm saying this) if I were you I'd go to my local bookstore and buy a book on the subject. Borders has all kinds of books about 'woman-pleasing'. Be sure to buy one written by a woman (from the Horse's mouth and all). You may use my Borders Rewards discount if you like because this is a charity case afterall.
Read the book, and test out some of the trick and tips on your lady friend. When you make love to your partner put their needs first. As a gay man I hear this story from female friends all the time. Its the 2nd oldest story in the book: "Oh my new boyfriend is completely clueless...down there." You will be embarassed and nervous at first but think if it this way: you're already the world's worst lover so what have you got to lose?
Well, goodsamaritan55, there are some men out there who are so butt ugly and bad in bed that it's only fair to thank the woman for sex. I'm guessing you're one of those men.
Poor goodsamaritan. It's a shame he blames women for the fact he's a double bagger though.
Would you like a skirt for your tablelegs, Mr. Victorian?
You had best thank your lucky stars you don't know me, cause right now I'm having my Aunt Flo over for a visit, and she makes me very, very, bitchy.
This is a man who has absolutely no knowledge of the female sex response, or indeed females, at all. It's no wonder people like him want to keep women as chattel.
Oh well. At least the harem eunuchs got laid all the time, at least when their boy bits still functioned... I mean, how often was a harem girl going to get pregnant from the eunuch?
Also from the same article:A pregnant female is not interested in any more sex, nor should she be having sex, she is already pregnant. Do you understand?
Er... No. That's just a whole pile of steaming wrong right there. From my personal experience, women that are pregnant are incredibly interested in sex. Sometimes aggressively so.
Sex once every 2-3 years...? Looks like your women, if you've had any, are going somewhere else. Can't say I blame them.
Women aren't interested in sex while pregnant? Hm... Somebody should've told me. I desired, and had, sex with my husband all throughout my pregnancy, and was perfectly happy to do so. (And it was fantastic, even considering the limited number of positions a growing baby belly confines you to.
I agree with everybody else who said this guy isn't getting any. It's not us, man. It's you. You damn well better thank whatever woman decides to sleep with you - maybe if you do you'll get a second go out of pity.
Welcome to the wonderful world of Female Sexual Power, goodsamaritan55!
Here's an idea for you: If you ever find yourself in a situation where a real live woman agrees to have sex with you (gasp!) , try to find this little sensitive knob on the front of her vagina called the "clitoris". Rub it enough, and if you're lucky, she'll be the one begging for sex and thanking you when it's over.
If what he means is that women during pregnancy can't conceive again, yes, he's right. If he means that they don't have hormones and don't want sex.........he's awfully wrong. Concerning the man not having children but having sex. Well, he can't get pregnant, and that's the only thing I can say. Sex for procreation only is, in fact, one of the most stupid things I've ever read. If there were not pleasure, specially in men, nobody would reproduce. Why?, because nobody wants to undertake the task of taken care of beings and binding, if there is not a clear, physical gratification, something that instills us to do it. And moreover if the possibility of actual conception is relatively slim, so that the act has to be repeated all over, to make sure conception will take place SOMETIME. Pleasure is going to be there, whether there are kids or not(let's asume, for example, that the person is sterile or that they make love when the woman is not ovulating, for example)
Whether he has to beg for sex, or beg for children(which, in any case, begs for the same thing),is something he can't avoid, since he can't get pregnant. If the woman doesn't want to have children, she can also refuse sex, and no sex=no children. That's something that you, and anybody, can't deny.
First of all, I don't know what contraceptive means. What the penis is not, and never will be, is CONTRACONCEPTIVE. And second, sorry to wake you up, but that's the way nature tricks us to make children and stretching bonds.
I see a problem with women wanting to control men, just like I have a problem with men wanting to control women.
But...what the fuck are you talking about?
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