Women age like milk.(This has to do with the narrow fertility window and wildly fluctuating estrogen)
Men age like fine wine.(This has to do with steady testosterone)
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Tell that to my mother and most probably to me(in 20 years). Mom`s almost 60 now and she looks like she`s not a day above 40, for decades she used to look like she was in her twenties. Meanwhile I`ve seen guys afflicted with male pattern baldness at 20 years of age, so...
On the one hand, Helen Mirren. On the other, Donald Trump (if you think this is an unwarranted mention of the Wigmeister, do me a favour and compare how he looked when he was young to how he looks now).
Falling back on stand-up acts and sitcoms now? Pathetic.
@Pharaoh Bastethotep
Women are either consumable or used up and, unlike finely aged men, they're not people according this idiot. Well, guess what...stop talking about or looking at women and just stick to fucking yourself.
Men age like fine wine.
Boone Farm Ripple.
So, he's basically saying women are cheese?
Hey wait.....aged cheese and vintage wine go together, right?
My grandfather is the textbook silver fox and my grandmother looks not a day over 40 despite being almost 70. Wow. It's almost as if healthy living and genes and taking care of oneself matters more than gender (edit: I genes here and meant gender, my bad.)
As for myself, I've looked 30 (in the face) since I was 16. But I'm hoping that's the long game and it'll stay like that for a few more decades lol.
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