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PRESIDENT’S DAY 2024, AMERICA NEEDS TRUMP MORE THAN EVER
Cartoon published 02/18/2024
Donald Trump is the only man who can save America. He’s far from perfect—no human is, but at this point there is no other viable candidate capable of turning things around.
With the puppet Biden carrying out their orders, the Democrat Party wrecked havoc. We have wide-open borders, systemic corruption in our institutions and satanic insanity being injected into our culture. Those on the far left want the traditional America destroyed and replaced by globalist socialism.
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Donald Trump is the only senpai who can notice me. He’s far from a perfect dictator—no human is, but at this point there is no other viable fascist capable of turning things around.
With the *wretching sounds* Biden (oh how much I hate him for opposing You, oh my orange messiah!) carrying out their orders, the *shudders* Democrat Party is trying to resist us wrecking havoc. We are letting BROWN people into the country, there is interference with our systemic corruption in institutions, and not enough satanic panic insanity being injected into our culture. Those on the far left want the traditional America, where only white, god-simping males are considered people, destroyed, and replaced by DA JOOS!!1
FTFY.
Explain, with documentation, how much suffering non-formalized immigrants have brought in to begin with. I really don’t think you’re going to succeed, especially with my flat rejection of nativism.
With the puppet Biden carrying out their orders, the Democrat Party wrecked havoc. We have wide-open borders, systemic corruption in our institutions and satanic insanity being injected into our culture. Those on the far left want the traditional America destroyed and replaced by globalist socialism.
That’s in the parallel world where…
…the term really is wrecked havoc and not wreaked havoc.
…‘the traditional America’ is the world of Leave It To Beaver.
…‘socialism’ is the ideology that being rich is BAD mmm’kay.
…Robert Wadlow died a couple of months after turning 23. A little over a week before his death, his height was measured to 9 feet 1 inch (2,77 metres).
…Adolf Hitler did try escaping to South America. But he was caught and became the main defendant at Nuremberg. It was he and not Hermann Göring who committed suicide by taking a poison capsule in his cell just hours before execution.
Mount Trumpmore
Oh your god! When I was talking about how the StormTrumpers fantasize about a Trumpist dictatorship led by GEOTUS Trump, complete with the dollar replaced by the Trumpar, Washington DC being renamed Trumpington DC, the White House becoming the Orange House, the Washington Monument being replaced by a bigger, oranger Trump Monument, and Mount Rushmore being replaced with Mount Trumpmore , I WAS FRIGGIN’ PARODYING THAT SHIT!!!!
Once again, reality is crazier than fiction.
You’d think just making Trump a fifth face on the mountain would be enough.
What’s shooting him this far above even Reagan and Bush-43 with them, anyway? Just that much more (ostensible) devotion to flat greatness? Although I’m not sure what they’d make of Lord Acton’s observation that Good and Great tend to be incompatible. A Good world is top priority (and ensures their survival better than Evil Great), anyway.
Socialism is not so terrible, it means the government looking out for people, especially during the global pandemic. It doesn't mean communism, unless you're a far right whinger. As for Trump...😳
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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