Satan is having a bang out of using people at the library to cause me distractions.I can not afford my own computer,and so there ones that make racket and I want the Lord to remove them.I can not concentrate and also I am in pickle to call them names and I realize that is not Christ like.I do have deliverance issues. Pray in the Holy Ghost for me.Thanks and God Bless.1fortruth Ellice Tulsa,Oklahoma I am a christian.
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Yep, Satan is picking on YOU!. Just you, nobody else but you. You are so fucking important to absolutely everything that he has put all is other activities on the back burner just so he can concentrate on annoying you in a library. Be very afraid, he plans to temporarily hide your carkeys next and may then follow up with a little bit of rain when you have a picnic. Satan is Bad!
I am a christian
Really??
You're probably one of those douchebags who will sit on the computer playing Flash games or checking your Myspace while I have a research paper to write. And if I give you shit about it, you'll make something up and ignore me, and the librarians don't care enough to make you leave.
FUCK YOU. YOU'RE RUINING PUBLIC LIBRARIES.
Gaaaah.
Then again, hey.. the word Public is in Public Library for a reason. Learn tolerance and the ability to focus on your own stuff rather than everyone else. It's an important life skill.
People who make excessive noise in libraries should have a stake driven through their heart, their heads cut off, the neck stuffed with Jack Chick tracts, and the bodies burned.
PTSD? GAD (anxiety)? Even depression can cause small distractions to become suddenly huge. See a Dr, a real one of science. I know when I struggled with anxiety I couldn't even post like this if there was someone else in the room it was so hard to concentrate even when I felt "fine."
Get some medical tests done, or take an internet test for your own sake. You know, before the demons get you.
Computers make a racket? Not where I come from.
Seems like you're the one making a racket, proselytizing. Just stop it. You certainly have deliverance issues, Ellice: the other people in the library don't give a fuck about you.
If you can't afford a computer, why don't you try to get a real job? You'd have to go to school, of course, and learn some stuff. I suppose that's out of the question, isn't it?
fergus
Wait, <i>what?</i>
She thinks Satan is causing people to make noise at the library computer terminals? Honey, you can solve your problem by asking the librarian to have them shush. It's not that difficult.
Alternatively, you should probably seek the help of a psychiatrist.
Satan is having a bang out of using people at the library to cause me distractions
So wait, you're saying people making noise is a plot from the Devil himself? Are you really that fucking stupi...
I am a christian
... actually nevermind, that tells me all I need to know.
Satan...Prince of Darkness, Lord of Lies, Master of all Evil...is going out of his way to make a racket in the library you post in? You, my friend, absolutely REEK of hubris.
It seems Satan is responsible for everything these days. 9_9
Why, someone told me once that the devil was the one who invented cell phones in order to sway the youth and turn them away from more important things. She's a nutter, though... that's normal talk for her.
Ooh, that Satan! There's nothing he loves more than annoying you with the presence of other people.
Here's an idea to thwart Satan's diabolical plan: get some earplugs. Headphones might work too. Or a little less self-importance. One of the three.
God isn't your personal army, what if the rest of those people are praying to use the library? Then what, crazy, huh?
> People who make excessive noise in libraries should have a
I second that. In practice, though, it's too damned difficult to ensure that no books get sprayed with blood in the process -- that would be such a social faux pas.
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