461, we know from theology that God is never the author of confusion.
Rubbish. I'm not familiar enough with the bible to point to the specific verse, but I know that there is a verse where god specifically states that [at least at times] he works to purposefully confuse people.
By definition, He is perfect and He cannot lie.
Definition of the word god from dictionary.com
god 1. the one Supreme Being, the creator and ruler of the universe.
Wrong again, idiot. There is nothing in the definition of the term that describes perfection or incapacity/unwillingness to lie.
So anytime you run across a seeming contradiction, you need to back up one or two steps, and re-examine your premises. You will find that at least one of them is wrong.
So instead of re-examining ALL premises, you assume that the biblical perspective is always correct. How intellectually and scientifically honest of you [/sarcasm]
Now, what does that have to do with "dinosaur absurdities"? This: Isaac Newton was the culprit. Newton worked before the time of the atomic theory, and more importantly, HE WAS AN ALCHEMIST.
Yeah, apparently he was an alchemist. So what's your point. Let me guess, alchemy is evil, right? Go fuck yourself.
Because of his alleged proficiency in alchemy -- it was rumored that he could turn lead or other base metal into gold or silver -
Though turning base metals to gold is a basic tenet of alchemy, I think you are taking this literaly. Turning lead into gold is an allegory for spiritual perfection. If Newton did turn lead to gold, then he was merely a chemical engineer. Is that evil too?
- the jews made him "master of the mint," because they feared a run on the Bank of England, not long after they instituted their "fractional reserve" fraud.
Evidence?
And the trick unfortunately worked; not enough people demanded coin for their paper notes, and the Bank of England survived.
EVIDENCE?!?
Because of his prestige, Newton also became leader of the Royal Society, and his pre-atomic idea, namely that gravity was a property of matter, and not the effect of its cooling rate, became (un)scientific "dogma" in physics.
Bwahahahahaha. How the fuck did you figure that gravity is the property of the cooling rate? Hey, it's time for you to build a satellite and put it in orbit by way of calculating the centrifugal force from the Earth's cooling rate. I want to see how far you'll get.
In point of fact, it still misleads us, today. Dinosaurs walked like modern crocodiles do -- not upright. Peter Bros is quite correct to point out Newton's error.
Dinosaurs? How the hell did you tie in dinosaurs with your bunk gravitational theory?
Like that other scientific fraud, Albert Einstein, the insidious machinations of world jewry are behind the corruption of our scientific knowledge.
Yeah, because we all know that relativity and particle/wave duality are a load of crap. If they were true, we would have things like computers, particle accellerators and cell phones. Alas, no such inventions have been made.[/sarcasm]