[RE. a transwoman.]
Not mention, this dousch-bag is basically committing suicide. A natural, real female vagina produces good bacteria to kill the bad bacteria, kinda like a self cleaning oven if you will!! When a butcher called Doctor rearrainges pieces of the male anatomy to create something resembling a black hole, for use as a female sexual recepticle, presumabley fill with male protoplasm, possibley other liquids.(?) There is no good bacteria that grows inside the alchemy created cavern of a mentally defective man to combat the bad bacteria that just continues to multiply until he goes septic and dies a horribly painful death. Unless he dousches it 52 times a day, hence the nick-name "Dousche-Bag"!! Yes, he is not mentally ill. He's fucking insane!! Kill his offspring to prevent further contamination of the human gene pool!!
NOW!
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When a butcher called Doctor rearrainges pieces of the male anatomy to create something resembling a black hole...
When a fundie call JoeK rearranges pieces of English grammar to create something resembling a word salad...
I must agree with Sangfroid here. JoeK doesn't seem to know that transgender persons are usually (always) instructed to take hormons, which fix this whole "no good bacteria" thing.
Science time! Those good bacteria are only a feature of women of reproductive age. Before puberty and after menopause, the vagina is mostly populated by corynebacteria and staph, plain old skin flora. And even at those ages, infections are usually due to debilitating conditions such as diabetes, they don't just happen all the time.
Now I don't know why I bother, if Joe expects anyone who gets a sexchange surgery to go septic he hasn't paid attention to the thousands of actual trans who don't, so I don't think he'd listen.
"Good bacteria"? Did you ever take sex ed? Or are you so lost in your own hatred that you make shit up to rationalize it? Either way, your "argument" blatantly ignores that cis-gendered women still get STDs. Nor do trans women douche that many times a day.
Also, not to play the Godwin card, but your "kill the offspring to prevent gene pool contamination" line sounds all too familiar...
Self -cleaning oven??
I got through 36 years on this plain of tears, and never, EVER thought of that analogy. Wow.
Plus, I wonder if you have ever seen an actual pussy. Let me tell you then, if it is never washed, it can get pretty nasty pretty soon.
I didn't want to think about this but I suspect he's right somewhat and a trangender vagina probably involves more maintenance then a real one. Real ones are self-cleansing, they don't build the whole system, they turn it inside out and shove it inside.
Now 52 times a day is an exaggeration and that's a true moonbattery trait.
@ Titania
He could also learn to spell "rearrange," "receptacle," "presumably," and "possibly." And those are just from one sentence. Sounds like JoeK skipped both science and English at school.
But, if a "real female vagina" produces good bacteria to kill the bad", why is a douche-bag ever needed? Or are they invented only for male-to-female transgender people?
A tip, Joey; if you use words you barely know, use a spell-checker...
"legitimate" vagina.
Yeah, there is such a thing, we call it a vagina, you're right about Todd Akins, he has no idea what's involved.
But there's no substitute for it, except another real one, the others, if there was Microsoft wouldn't match it's sales and we'd be a war a lot less.
JoeK calls someone else insane. Goes on to state that the children of said person should be killed as a means of negative eugenics. Yep. Everything this person says is unabashedly crazy, though.
So a vagina cannot only "shut down" rape, but it can also "shut down" all infection? Women never get STIs, HPV, yeast infections, or any bacterial infections involving the reproductive system, nope. Because they are the self-cleaning ovens of the genital world.
Query, why would a trans woman get sex reassignment surgery if it would only lead to death via sepsis? How is it that so many trans women go on to lead happy, long, fulfilling lives? Also, how do they not get sucked into the black hole between their legs?
Self-cleaning oven? That's one way of looking at it that I have never thought of, and will hopefully never think of again.
And it's "douche", you fucking moron.
Do not read JokE's screed while eating!
"Self-Cleaning Oven"? Bring new meaning to the term "bun in the oven".
Even if vaginas have a vague, discharge/secretion-based "self-cleaning" feature, you still need to wash it because it still gets pretty weird down there.
That said, the vulva is more like a lovely flower. It's pink, the labia are "petals", the ovum are "seeds". The holy yoni is beautiful, just ask Georgia O'Keefe.
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