As if anyone would ever ADMIT they support Satan. All science has proved that the universe is of intelligent design. Everyone knows God exists, atheists are secretly Satanists.
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There is literally no way for an atheist to refute this, because any countertestimonials we give are going to be viewed as lies.
Which would all be annoying if any of us gave a crap what this bozo thinks. Instead, all we need to do is laugh and point at him.
I'd admit it. He's certainly a hell of a lot better (pun partially intended) than the alternative. I don't believe he exists but if I found out he did then he'd have my axe. And my fork. And maybe even my bear arms. He'd have to work for the kidney hat, though; he did do some dickish things if the OT is to be believed, albeit nothing anywhere close to being on Yahweh's level.
All science has proved that the universe is of intelligent design. Everyone knows God exists, atheists are secretly Satanists
KJV onlyist , presumably? The origin of the basis of modern Christianity, the Church of England: which the authoriser of the source of said Christianity, King James I, was head of. In the C-of-E's central place of worship, Westminster Abbey...:
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...therefore - by your own admission - your God is Satan. Enjoy your paradox.
Wait. While RSR is a known troll who gets more attention on this site than they probably should, I think I finally get it. Most of the time, it's "If you don't support God, then whether you meant to or not, you support Satan." That's a false dilemma argument, which is wrong but at least makes some sense. Problem is when they directly equate "support" with "worship", which means in their eyes Atheists worship Satan without even realizing it.
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"which means in their eyes Atheists worship Satan without even realizing it. "
Yes, fundies can't conceive of someone not worshipping anything. They believe atheists worship Darwin, or time, or trees and rocks, because they must worship something.
Hindus and witches actually worship something. Since the only 2 things around to worship are biblegod and satan, they must be worshipping satan, because they're not worshipping biblegod.
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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