REALLY HATE QUEERS AND LESBOS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ITS A GOOD THING TO HATE HOMOS. IT SHOWS THAT YOU ARE NORMAL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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David D.G.: It's clear from the caps and the numerous exclamation marks, that this guy is really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, serious about what he's saying. Really.
I bet Moses is kicking himself up there in Heaven right now, wishing he'd thought to put dozens of exclamation marks after every one of the Ten Commandments. People would have been sure to listen to them then.
Oh yeah... but the Ten Commandments were chiselled onto a block of stone by God, not Moses. So if God didn't use exclamation marks to get his points across, that must mean he disapproves of them. Exclamation marks must be evil!! Of the Devil!!! It's a good thing to hate overusers of exclamation marks!!!! It shows that you are Godly and normal!!!!!!!!!!!!
This person clearly has a subconscious desire to be normal, which is enraged by the thoughts of other people who are not normal, here gays, doing things that he finds intriguing but repulsive since it's "not normal".
Yow! Those caps are making my eyes hurt! Also, get your exclaimation point key fixed; it seems to be stuck.
What's with all the hate, anyway? Just c'mon, closet boy, we're not going to bite.
See, if I was more into guys, I still wouldn't like you. I'm a little on the big side and I would totally wreck that tight little sphincter of yours.
/bi-wannabe
//is there a word for "likes teh ghey secks but can't stand to look at the menfolk"?
Well, I was out driving. 'Cause you know how much I love driving. When suddenly, I had to take the *biggest pee in the world*! So I went to this washroom.....but it was full of those *types*! You know. QUEERS and QUEENIES and...
Huh. I always thought normal people turned off their caps lock and were fine using lower case. They didn't put excessive amounts of punctuation at the end of their sentences either, and the biggest one: they didn't go out of their way to shout out to everyone that they were "normal" on the internet.
For someone so terrified of other people's sexuality, that's an awful lot of dog's pizzles. All long, and errect with the little balls under... Yeah, best just come out and get on with your life.
ITS A GOOD THING TO HATE HOMOS. IT SHOWS THAT YOU ARE NORMAL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Yes, hating people for something that doesn't affect you at all is completely normal, and not at all irrational.
@Brian X
is there a word for "likes teh ghey secks but can't stand to look at the menfolk"?
Bottom?
THANK YOU! I'm here all night!
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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