In Revelation, Jesus is a prize fighter with a tattoo down His leg, a sword in His hand and the commitment to make someone bleed.
1. [_____] represents indulgence instead of abstinence!
2. [_____] represents vital existence instead of spiritual pipe dreams!
3. [_____] represents undefiled wisdom instead of hypocritical self-deceit!
4. [_____] represents kindness to those who deserve it instead of love wasted on ingrates!
5. [_____] represents vengeance instead of turning the other cheek!
6. [_____] represents responsibility to the responsible instead of concern for psychic vampires!
7. [_____] represents man as just another animal, sometimes better, more often worse than those that walk on all-fours, who, because of his “divine spiritual and intellectual development,” has become the most vicious animal of all!
8. [_____] represents all of the so-called sins, as they all lead to physical, mental, or emotional gratification!
9. [_____] has been the best friend the Church has ever had, as He has kept it in business all these years!
Does this sound more like a guy you could worship?