Satan buried all the fossils of the mythical ape-man in places that can never be found in order to test darwinists' faith in his religion of darwinism.
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Darwinists, darwinism, and "Satandidit."
The stupid is burning my skin, OWWW!!!
So they've never been found, but Satan buried them, which means that you somehow know they exist, despite the aformentioned never being found?
Good job there.
It would be difficult to make a more illogical statement.
1. Remains of primitive hominids have, indeed, been found.
2. They are, in fact, real. They can be seen, touched, measured and examined.
3. No one, that I know of, worships Darwin or his work.
4. There is less evidence for Satan than for God.
I guess they won't be found then. But a largish collection of cool hominid fossils have been found...enough to build a good evolutionary framework.
BTW, good palaeontologists can tell if anyone was digging or otherwise disturbing the strata, Satin Stan or not.
MASSIVE *spit-take*
o_O What the fuck.
In context of Judeo - Christian mythology I can understand Satan's desire to take over heaven. The place was clearly being run by a lunatic and it was time for a change. I can understand his desire to Fuck with Job and generally fuck with and torment people on God's behalf, we have people like that in real life. We call them arseholes. But for him to venture out with a spade and bury zillions of made - up lifeforms (carefully altering them so as to make them seem older than they actually are) in a perfect mock-up of what would have happened if evolution had actually taken place. Huh??? God's little henchman could rightly be said (in the context that this is only a story) to have a mean streak, but if he wanted to fuck with scientists so badly why not simply give them boils and steal their shit like he did in the Job story? There's gotta be easier ways to mess with people’s heads than burying skeletons all day!
@Anon-e-moose : "Two Words: Carbon Dating."
...Wouldn't be a lot of good on a 3 million year-old Australopithicus bone, or a 1 million year-old Homo erectus , or even a 150,000 year-old Homo sapiens idaltu .
Carbon dating is good for about 50-60 thousand years, no more. I.e. anything you can carbon date is from the "Human era" to begin with.
in places that can never be found
It was a waste of his time, then, wasn't it?
Btw, how do you know he did this? Were you there?
Well, at least the ape-man isn't as mythical as the "son of God", as we HAVE found those "never-be-found" places.
No-one worships Darwin, silly. He was just the first one to publish Evolution. It has "evolved" so very much since then that he'd hardly recognize it, if he came to life now. What he said is important because there is evidence for it, not because HE said it.
Confused?
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