We began to pray against the spirit of a cat, and as we did the manifestations grew stronger. The frail woman began to crawl around our living room, pumping her back, clawing the carpet and literally pulling it up off the pad. Needless to say, it was a stunning thing to behold. This woman had literally turned into a cat right before our very eyes.
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@ Miles
It would be lunacy if she turned into a wolf. (Forgive me, but I couldn't resist)
As it stands this is just lying for Jesus.
One laser pointer could have made this easily manageable, just saying.
I know therians and otherkin. And many furries. This... this is new. At least its entertaining.
Does this mean I can hang from the roof and switch to a night shift?
"We began to pray against the spirit of a cat, and as we did the manifestations grew stronger. The frail woman began to crawl around our living room, pumping her back, clawing the carpet and literally pulling it up off the pad. Needless to say, it was a stunning thing to behold. This woman had literally turned into a cat right before our very eyes."
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Question: Was this after meeting some angels at a McDonald's, then a slight fracas involving a hotel bathtub, and 'swords'...?! X3
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Damn! Ninja'd by Slaanesh! Truly a Chaos God you are! b^_^d
A thought: Aisha Clan-Clan, the Ctarl-Ctarl from "Outlaw Star"; considering how she can transform into her unimaginably savage full beast form, is the the future Sci-Fi anime avatar of Sekhmet...?! >:3
...but feed her lots, and she'll be placated.
...maybe. (Gotta respect a lady with a healthy appetite! =^_^= )
Wait, wait, I missed the beginning. You were praying AGAINST a cat spirit, and you got a cat? Oh well then, screw prayer, that obviously isn't gonna work.
(Wyzard)
Of the six women in your pic there, Michelle Pfeiffer is easily my first choice (FYI, remember that scene in Batman Returns where Catwoman strolled through the mall whipping the heads off a row of mannequins? Yeah, Michelle did that in one take. *whimpers at the thought of what else she can do with a whip* )
There's one other Catwoman I'd rather have even more, though, and that's Grey DeLisle, Catwoman's voice actress in the recent Batman video games. Both her voice and her body are sexy as hell. *swoons*
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(@ Anon-e-moose)
While I won't disagree that the Catwoman movie in which she starred sucked eight miles of chimp dick, doesn't Halle Berry herself play a lovely anthropomorphic feline? You mention cat goddesses, and that got me to thinking. I think Ms. Berry would make a superb Bast, either by voice-acting or live-action acting.
Aw, honey...you're not actually supposed to drink the bongwater.
Have a box of Twinkies and a nap. You'll be okay.
@ #1816293
"....doesn't Halle Berry herself play a lovely anthropomorphic feline?"
[nods vigorously]
"I think Ms. Berry would make a superb Bast, either by voice-acting or live-action acting."
Now that's an altar I would happily worship at!
Regards & all,
Thomas L. Nielsen
@Da Rat Bastid
Halle Berry = Bastet?:
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Well, as I stated previously that if there were to be a live-action adaptation of the Kenichi Sonoda manga "Gunsmith Cats", there is only one person who could play the Shelby Cobra GT-500-driving & CZ-75-wielding Rally Vincent: Halle Berry, then considering the OP titles of the 3-part OVA anime (see above), then I would not dispute you on that matter, good sir. =^_^=
@Azereaux
Laser pointers. Guaranteed to drive cats [I]insane[/I]!
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