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Derogatory terms such as "tin foil hat wearers", "bunker people", and "paranoid extremists" have been in use for quite some time, and their purpose is to publicly shame us into not protecting ourselves. By wearing aluminum foil, we can protect ourselves from the mind warping powers of cellular phone signals. By now, it should be no secret that the Illuminati use the powerful radio waves blasted by transmitter towers to disrupt the equilibrium of the masses. Think about the rise in mass shootings since the proliferation of mobile devices. As these toxic radio waves fill the atmosphere, more and more people are going crazy. Between Wifi and 4G, our atmosphere has become one giant toxic field of radiation.

For the moment, the technology to truly control minds is still developing, but it's not far away from perfection. The Illuminati is only effective at manipulating the minds of those on the brink of mental instability, exacerbating already dangerous attitudes. Soon, it will evolve into direct mind control where the people will become mindless drones with a single keystroke. For those anticipating a zombie apocalypse, this is how it will happen.

You can protect yourself and can do it without fear of public ridicule. One trick is to line the inside of a baseball cap with aluminum foil. Those of us here at IW will not emerge in public without our hats. Another method to keep your mind safe is to line as many rooms in your house with aluminum foil. This will keep those dangerous radioactive waves from entering. To further ensure your safety, you should consider eliminating Wifi and using a direct cable for your internet access. Even though wireless isn't as strong as cellular towers, it can still have a subtle effect.

All of this may sound like extreme paranoia, and to those who are so immersed in pop culture and mainstream media lies, it is. For people that have adopted the Illuminati's mega lies as gospel, accepting the truth is near impossible. We wish we could provide you with more credible evidence. Unfortunately, all of the so-called credible sources are controlled by the secret order. Harvard and Yale will not approach this subject candidly but are likely doing secret research for their masters. The FCC, FDA, and CDC won't do anything more than dismiss us as fear mongerers that should be ignored.

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