The Negro love for friend chicken is legendary. Even in the "Old South" Humans were puzzled by the Negros’s insatiable desire for the "throw-away" parts of slaughtered animals that were normally fed to hogs. To understand this behavior better, one must realize that the Negro was never a hunter - it lacked the cunning and organizational abilities to do so, rather these disgusting Simians looked for food wherever they could find it - often waiting until something died or was killed and scrounged the remains of the picked-over carcass.

The prime competition for these remains was of course large winged birds such as Vultures. Armed with sharp beaks and claws, these foraging bands of Negros routinely got their asses kicked by flocks of scavenging birds - and they had to wait and dine on whatever was left over once the other superior carnivores finally had their fill. For Negros to enjoy the prime part of the kill, such as entrails and vital organs, was an impossible dream - so imagine their shock and joy when they became domesticated and were fed such delicacies as Hog Jowls and Chitterlings by their Masters!

Often times Negros would leave their young unattended (a tradition that continues today!) and they would be carried away by predatory birds. So deep is the Negro hatred for birds, that is genetically programmed into their DNA. Negros are simple minded animals, and the sight of seeing their former avian rivals now quartered and fried is too much for them to resist. Negros will stuff as much fried chicken down their gaping Simian maws as they can to commemorate their "victory" over their former winged enemies of the sky!