""This is a bumper sticker sold by evolutionists, for theistic evolutionists.""
Why do you use the term "evolutionist"? Do you call people who believe in atoms "atomists", too?
""Notice the words: "I believe". I believe = having faith.""
This would depend entirely on the belief, which could have any degree of evidence backing it up.
""For when something has been proven, belief (to believe) is not needed. So this bumper sticker actually admits to evolution requiring faith.""
Wow, look at that leap. A bumper sticker stating that someone believes God created evolution means that... evolution itself requires faith. That's amazing.
""And since evolutionists sell it, they admit to it as well.""
Another leap - someone sells a bumper sticker and instantly speaks for everyone who accepts evolution. Does it work the other way around, too? If you see someone with a Christian bumper sticker you disagree with, does the owner of the sticker speak for you?
""Evolutionists claim that religion and evolution is a oxymoron. But they just keep making that religious connection.""
I see you not only possess the ability to make impressive leaps, but that you also have a wonderful talent at strawman construction, of the Broad Brush classification.
""Side note:""
Oh god, we're still not done?
""Time Magazine (sept. 2006 issue) recently did a special article on our origins (cosmic evolution). The name of that article was: "Let there be light". I wonder why a non-religious, government funded, organization. Would use a religious quote right from a religious book?""
What's with the period. In the middle of your sentence?
Oh, and I'd have thought it'd be obvious why a secular magazine would use religious language - it's written by people who are laregelly religious, in a country that is largelly Christian. Same reason people say "oh my god". It's this little thing called "culture". Look it up some day.
""Regardless of how much they deny it, it's looking more and more like a religion.""
So in conclusion--
a. You have a bumper sticker that it believes God created evolution.
b. TIME magazine once crafted article with religious language.
c. The article was rejected, making the point of b moot.
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e. Therefore, the ToE itself is "looking more and more like a religion".
Please fill in field {????} with the reasoning you used to connect a-c and e.