How is an amputee in need of healing? nothing is wrong with anything they have. They are simply missing a limb. If they had a limb that was crushed (such as the guy's leg that was healed in front of me) thats a different story.
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This sort of stupidity needs to be celebrated. After all, JAG automatically raises the comparative intelligence of the surrounding life; things living on the bottoms of ponds for instance, under leaves, or growing on the side of a tree. All look smarter when JAG is nearby. Surely that's a worthwhile contribution.
Crushed eh? So, the guy's LEG was really, really sad, and now its all better?
Oh, you mean PHYSICALLY? ... did you actually SEE the leg? NO, not the pantsleg, the supposed flesh and blood and bone bit that you claim was severely damaged and all of a sudden 'poof! all better!'
Right. And that witch turned you into a newt, but you got better.
Its pretty bloody easy to just claim you can't use your leg, and then be 'miraculously healed'. As a matter of fact, a few days ago after a couple of drinks, my leg wasn't working at all either! it must've been missing or something! but when I woke up, it wasn't just there, I could move it! and the doubles everywhere were gone too! HALLELUJA!
Crushed?
(I don't trust Jenny when she says the car is secure anymore.)
No. A child born without an arm is "simply missing a limb." As for the amputee, think of it this way: There's nothing wrong with anything they have, except for the jagged, bloody stump where their fuckin' arm got torn the hell off. They are simply missing a limb and have a bloody stump waving around, sloshing blood all over everything. Does that just not strike you as being someone "in need of healing?"
How is an amputee in need of healing?
Uh, he's had an arm or a leg cut off. How do you not get that. Plus in your book it says something like ask and ye shall receive. So why does that cloud you worship not see fit to fix it?
I bet if you had a leg missing you would be singing a different tune (most likely "Why me God? Why not a heathen athiset?")
Second, you did not see some guys leg get healed in front of you, liar.
Complete idiocy, flavoured by a lack of basic human compassion, interjected by a lie.
It's a fuckhead trifecta!
If nothing's wrong, why do we say "Absence makes the heart grow fonder"? (Except in Paris, of course. There they say, "Absinthe makes the heart grow fonder.")
In other words, you don't have any idea at all why God should be so selective with people. And moreover, would you mind if I ampute you a hand, for example?
Anywho, to answer your questions:
None of you can admit that a person who doesn't not have an arm has nothing that needs to be healed?
There is nothing there to be healed...i mean, how much more simple can that get?
Now, maybe some of you are saying "well, what if the guy got his arm cut off and brought it into the hospital where they put it back on?"
Then yes, thats a legitimate claim and Jesus did the same thing in Luke 22: 47-52 when He put the gaurds ear back on.
Ear got cut off by Peter.
I am not saying God can't create a new arm, i'm simply saying there is nothing to be healed if there isn't anything there.
How is an amputee in need of healing? nothing is wrong with anything they have.
Try and get through just one day of your normal life with one arm tied behind your back, then come back here and say that again. In fact, I'll be generous here - it can be your non-dominant arm. Hell, you can even move the whole arm itself, just bind up the hand of that arm so that you can't use it.
I tried it once, and I had a whole new sympathy for amputees within an hour.
WTF?
Oh for crying out loud, get it in video, have proof that it wasn't the result of sleight of hand, etc., and THEN you'll have a case.
Confused?
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