Splitting of the moon, Mentioned in the Quran, Proved today by science. Curing of diseases, Cancer cured by reading Quranic verses. Water (This is a strange one) when the Quran is read near a body of water its molecules change and take crystallized shapes. As real as it gets i believe.
All the above has been done, proven, tested and worked
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Off topic, but here's a humorous typo from later in the thread:
"every1 in the world nos islam is the fastest rowing religion..."
Unless Matthew Pinsent has since converted, I'll doubt that.
Is there a Quran verse for instantly cooling my beer? Shit, if it freezes water...
Didn't you hear the announcement saying not to take the brown acid?
Water (This is a strange one
I knew this would be good, didn't disappoint. Sounds like something straight out of "What the Octothorpe Dollar Star Bang do we Know".
You're living in a parallel reality, aren't you?. Quran maybe has mentioned the splitting of the moon(in a metaphorical sense)but science HASN'T(in fact, ask any astronomer what would happen if such a thing took place). What they have stated is that we only see one of the parts of the moon because of the rotative tracks they take, THAT'S ALL. And if cancer is cured by reading the Quran, why is that that my friend Amina's mother died of cancer two years ago?. Why is that muslims in France have never seen such a phenomenon in water?.
In my experience, water only crystallizes when it gets really cold.
"done, proven, tested, and worked"
HA!
HA-NO!
BULLSHIT.
Maybe we should send the fundies to Aperture Science. Maybe GLADoS can do something with them.
Or MaYbE nOt. FuNdIeS tEnD tO sTaY iN oNe PlAcE rAnTiNg To ThEmSeLvEs, AnD nOt DoInG ThE sCiEnCe.
Ice does have a known crystal habit, I'll give the fundie credit for knowing that. But in Boston ice forms every winter without the help of the Qu'ran or any other religious text. In fact, most people pray for it to go away. This is a place where 40 deg. is considered "warm."
Lies lies lies lies
And if you play Black Sabbaths war pigs backward you can hear your own death .
If you read bible backward in a mrror after middnotht o on middntoght you see a demond then die .
If you hold your breath and and hit your head with a hammer you see angels.
All the above has been done, proven, tested and worked
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Is proven a word I or should it have been proved
It's TRUE!
Once I read the Quran outside. Later tempurtures. plummeted and water took on crystalized shapes and fell from the sky!
Of course, that tends to happen in winter even when i don't read the Quran. I think it's called SNOW.
I thought he was talking about the Quran's molecules changing, and I thought, waitaminute, bullshit ain't crystalline.
Arabic and Muslim folklore. That's all.
http://www.ghostplace.com/showthread.php?t=25339
"let me define the Muslim definition of ghosts"
Now you just KNOW that this is going to be a pompous webpage, when they are babbling about 'defining definitions'. Wannabe-intellectual alert! Wannabe-intellectual alert!
"Rule no. 1, if you see or feel or smell the presence of a ghost, do not acknowledge their presence. Don't go like.."hey, what's that?" or "did you see what I see?" or "what's this smell?".
I ignored that warning."
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"I started seeing things after that occasion."
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"It takes on a shape of about a 5 month fetus. It has a round tummy, and it moves fast!"
"Water (This is a strange one) when the Quran is read near a body of water its molecules change and take crystallized shapes."
Prove it, provide a source, or SHADDAP!
Splitting of the moon? WTF does that mean?
Cancer has never been cured by prayer of any kind
Water crystallizes when it freezes. I've heard about that test. The guy puts words around bottles of water, and freezes them then takes pictures of them with red lights for bad words, and white lights for good words. Anyway, the guy who did it was Japanese, so I really doubt he was reading the Quran
If, by "proven, tested, and worked" you mean "lied about, preached, and believed" then sure. Otherwise, you'll have to prove it.
Other than the water crystallizing part. That, I am sure, was the water giving its version of the cold shoulder for having to hear utter dreck.
Splitting of the moon, Mentioned in the Quran, Proved today by science.
Who's science? When did the Saudis make a lunar landing? Can a camel even leap that far? Oh wait, the science of the infidels, you mean. Rather neighborly of them to share that information with you, eh?
Cancer cured by reading Quranic verses.
And I've gotta rock that keeps tigers away.
My grandmother was a devout Muslim, she even went for the hajj, read the Quran everyday, died of cancer, so fuck you.
when the Quran is read near a body of water its molecules change and take crystallized shapes.
Does that mean Muslims don't need to buy refrigerators or AC's? How stupid are you? I mean how hard is it to test this? All you need is a Quran (which you probably have, but never actually read) and a glass of water.
You'd think that if any of that had been done, tested and proven to work, we'd have heard about it by now. Or are the naughty naughty scientists aware of it but keeping it quiet because they are trying to disprove God?
"All the above has been done, proven, tested and worked"
"As real as it gets i believe"
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"My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic". The Quran.
Hey, one fiction's just as good as another , amirite?!
"Splitting of the moon", my ass.
Oh. Wait a minute...
Darn, Septic Sceptic got there first.
Done by whom, which science lab? Proven how? Tested how? Worked how?
If you read the Quran near a body of water in winter time, when the temperature drops below freezing, you might be (sort of) correct. But standing quitely near a body of water will cause the same effect at that time of the year. Standing on your head, quoting Necronomicon, will ALSO cause the same effect, as a matter of fact...
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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