"Have you heard of Dr. Kent Hovind?"
That huckster, fraud & charlatan? Who's now doing ten in the pen for tax evasion, and is currently widening the circle of his friends? And same friends are widening his circle, if you know what I mean?! List! What is yon sound in the distance? Why, it's the screams of good ol' Kent being cornholed in the shower again. Ah, such exquisite music!Keep dropping that soap, Kentypoos!
"But that doesn't mean I came from dirt."
Genesis stated that God took a lump of dirt and made Adam from it. The first man whom every man is descended from (and took a rib from to clone Eve, even though we have the same number of ribs to this day). Which therefore means we must be silicon-based lifeforms - even though biochemistry proves that all organic life on Earth is clearly CARBON-based. But that can't be so, otherwise it'd contradict the very beginning of the Bible (and thus all of it would therefore be lies & bullshit), and we can't be having that now, can we?! Only one problem, Patrick (and Kentypoos):
There's too much evidence in favour of Evolution, for anything else to prove otherwise
"Give me proof that any other form of evolution is true."
Find me the largest aircraft hangar you can. It still wouldn't be big enough to hold all the evidence for Evolution. Now show me the evidence for Creationism. A few passages in a book. Is that it? And you wonder why Creationists/supporters of 'ID' lost Kitzmiller vs. Dover?
But you (& Kent) keep living in that river in Egypt, Pat.