How does DNA prove me wrong? Every living thing needs DNA which is another example of God's existance and part of his creation or do you think that some atom or cell decided that this would be the blueprint for all living matter?....More absurd
If you can prove to me that God is an animal then yeah I guess your right we are animals
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Well, the OT god supporting rape, enslavement, and general nastiness could be called something of an amoral barbaric animal. So, yes, he is an animal (but not in the literal sense).
Why don't you just admit you're dumb as dogshit, don't have the first clue about life, but depsperately want to believe in your imaginary friend and be done with it. We'll stop trying to educate you, and you can stop embarrassing yourself. WIN, WIN!
Well, sometimes my wife calls me an animal in the sack, and she's always calling me god; "Oh GOD! Oh GOD! YES!"
Excuse me please, I need some 'alone' time now...
If you can prove to me that God is an animal then yeah I guess your right we are animals
God is an animal, therefore we are animals. Therefore we are Gods.
Every living thing needs DNA
Depends on the definition of living. I seem to remember something about a creature only having RNA, I think it was in the direction of a virus.
which is another example of God's existance and part of his creation
Uhmm.. No. It proofs that things which don't have DNA aren't alive according to you. (Pending the results on whether I was right about the RNA bit I won't remove the "according to you".)
or do you think that some atom or cell decided that this would be the blueprint for all living matter?....More absurd
Do you think that anything which isn't alive has the capability of thinking? That's absurd. (Once again it depends on your definition of life. Do we count the possibility of thinking AIs in the future or not?)
"How does DNA prove me wrong? Every living thing needs DNA which is another example of God's existance and part of his creation or do you think that some atom or cell decided that this would be the blueprint for all living matter?...."
Please prove that God exists before you hinge your agrument on that premise.
DNA doesn't/didn't decide anything. DNA is neither an atom nor a cell.
"More absurd"
Yes, please, and pass me the ridiculous and stupid, too. I always take seconds of ridiculous.
"If you can prove to me that God is an animal then yeah I guess your right we are animals"
One can't prove God exists, much less that he is an animal.
That humans are animals is patently obvious to those with 3 or more brain cells.
God is alive (according to the fundies).
All life has DNA (according to science).
Therefore, God has DNA.
But God is a spirit (according to the Bible).
Therefore, spirits have DNA.
DNA is a double helix (according to electron microscopes).
Therefore, spirits are twisted.
See, I can do fundie logic too.
Using the logic that god has to be an animal if all humans are animals, one then comes to the conclusion that all humans are gods, because god is a god. That works, right?
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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