No humans R not still evolving becose they never evolved becose they were created by god and R perfect and donot need to evolve Is that clear- people who beliefe in evolutionR evil and i bet yous are all athiest.
46 comments
SHIT SHIT WE BEEN FOUND OUT
Wait, if humans are "perfect", then what the hell is this massive gut attached to my midsection? And don't gimme that "it's your fault for being a hungry hungry hippo" crap, cause if we were perfect, we would be able to eat as much (or as little) as we wanted and still have perfect abs. And we'd be able to fly.
Appendix, BITCH
Blindspot, BITCH!
Wisdom tetth, BITCH!
Statistically there are more theists that accept the truth of the ToE than atheists (in the USA), but it was a good guess as I'd at least assume logic to go with logic. Our current society can't quite accept logic on all levels though, unfortunately.
"people who beliefe in evolutionR evil and i bet yous are all athiest"
Perfect, eh? Why are we prone to disease? Why is our digestive tract so closely aligned with our respiratory system? Why are we so susceptible to temperature extremes (If god made the planet for us, I should think it would be ALL of it.) Why do we need to drink? Why do we need to eat? Why can't we breathe underwater? Hell, why do we need to breathe at all. Why does our immune system make us feel miserable when it kicks in? Why do we burn so easily in the light that was made for us? Why are we getting taller? Why are strange traits (unusual eye color, hair color, etc.) cropping up? How do you explain deformities?
I believe in evolution. I suppose that makes me evil.
I also believe that people who do not use language properly are failing to honour Gawd's plan as articulated at the Tower of Babel. He created all the languages there and we should speak his languages properly. Of course languages also do not evolve. This explains why it is so difficult for English speakers to understand American speakers, especially when they mash the American Language. BTW, wans't it clever of Gawd to create the American language so many thousands of years before America was created. I wonder how the language was preserved all that time.
God designed special hemoglobin for Ham's wife so her kids would be immune to malaria when they settled in Africa. In the Bible, God never does the simple thing (eliminating malaria) when He can do something many times more complicated and a lot less effective. Fundies believe God's omnipotent but just as stupid as they are.
"Now kids, this is what a young fundie looks like."
[Oohs and Aahs]
"Now he's not that dangerous now, but when he grows up he'll be able to vote and he'll try to take away all the freedoms we enjoy today."
U R FAIL
THIS R SERIOUS THREAD
people who beliefe in evolutionR evil
Well, people who can't spell or be bothered to type up words properly are idiots. QED, but thanks for playing.
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
To post a comment, you'll need to Sign in or Register . Making an account also allows you to claim credit for submitting quotes, and to vote on quotes and comments. You don't even need to give us your email address.
