Genesis 1:1 says Evolution isnt true.
John 14:6 says all other religions are false.
Arguements over in this forum
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Genesis 1:
1Evolution isnt {sic] true.
2And the earth was without form, and void; and darkness was upon the face of the deep. And the Spirit of God moved upon the face of the waters.
3And God said, Let there be light: and there was light.
"Genesis 1:1 says Evolution isnt true."
So what? The Bible claims all sorts of ridiculous and untrue things.
"John 14:6 says all other religions are false."
And that is an example of an untrue statement in the Bible. The removal of the word "other" makes that statement true.
"Arguements over in this forum"
That may be true, but only because most of the persons on your forum is immune to logic and reason. That's not something to be proud of, Diseased.
The Bible (any version, I'm not fussy) is only good for kindling, asswhipe, or insulating walls.
And it's not that good at the latter.
"There's glory for you!"
"I don't know what you mean by 'glory'", Alice said.
Humpty Dumpty smiled contemptuously. "Of course you don't--till I tell you.
I meant 'there's a nice knock-down argument for you'!"
"But 'glory' doesn't mean 'a nice knock-down argument'", Alice objected.
"When I use a word", Humpty Dumpty said in rather a scornful tone, "it means
just what I choose it to mean--neither more or less."
Job 38:22-23: Hast thou entered into the treasures of the snow? or hast thou seen the treasures of the hail, Which I have reserved against the time of trouble, against the day of battle and war?
Show me the heavenly freezer described in the above passage. Then we'll talk.
"I'm right because my book says so! It says it's infallible, see? Right there! So I can't be wrong!"
And round and round and round he goes...
Rule Number 1: Rule number 2 is true.
Rule Number 2: Rule number 1 is true.
LOGIC, BITCHESSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!
Fucking retards.
Unlike what he wants you to think, the third statement is him realizing that his first two are not only unsupportable, but not related at all, and therefore it's him throwing in the towel.
Genesis 1:1 says no such thing. "In the beginning, God created the heavens and the Earth." It doesn't say how, or what happened after. In fact, it was a Belgian priest, George LeMaitre, who first proposed a Big Bang when he saw the expansion of the Universe. This didn't conflict with his belief in God, because the Universe had a beginning.
“Genesis 1:1 says Evolution isnt true.”
No, it doesn’t.
IFF we take it as a literal history, not a parable, then it’s not compatible with evolutionary theory as it stands. But it’s always subject to new information that might make the theory match Genesis.
But ‘evolution isn’t true’ is something man has to add to the Bible’s contents.
“John 14:6 says all other religions are false.”
Again, that’s not what it says, that’s your inference.
“Arguements over in this forum”
This conclusion rests on a lot of assumptions, though.
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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