[about his Judgement Day fantasy]
No, I will actually be standing on the right hand of God, and watching you. I doubt you will be able to even speak, let alone flip him off. But wow, what a chance for God to poor out his wrath if you do.
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GOD: "Mr. Saturday...why did you not believe in me?"
ME: "Well, God, quite frankly, you didn't show me enough evidence. Some people are just more skeptical than others, and I had every reason to believe that you didn't exist."
And if, by some bizarre twist of reality, God happens to exist, and I stand before him on his great big cushy throne, I'll say those exact words to him without hesitation and without fear.
"The most intelligent being in existence would want you, someone who confuses "poor" with pour" to stand tall on his right hand? Yeeeaaahhh...Suuurreee."
Well, fundies do seem to think that a man who can't even pronounce "nuclear" is God's representative on Earth
Yes, because we all know how much satisfaction and sick pleasure an omnipotent god will get out of discharging his wrath on a helpless little human.
Do you ever wonder why so many people think your god is a sick fuck?
"No, I will actually be standing on the right hand of God, and watching you."
Is it just me, or does BigChrisfilm make it sound like God is going to fist him like a glove-puppet?
Isn't pride one of those deadly sins? Hmmm, how awkward for you.
Also, being that your god is all powerful and what not isn't his torturing of human souls analogous to humans throwing gerbills at a wall or something? Really, it makes no sense at all that God would have so much pent up animosity toward creatures he's never even shown himself to.
No, I will actually be standing on the right hand of God, and watching you.
Umm, according to your little book of stories, only Jesus gets to do the hand thing - you might want to lower your aim a bit before your fellow delusional psychotics believers kill you for dreaming of usurping their messiah.
dude, lay of the weed, its seriously fucking you up
btw lol, that was gold detrs
so, it's god in the middle, jesus to the left and YOU to the righ? Was your mother a virgin when you were born? Are you going to get crucified? Did you raise the dead? Feed the hungry? or are you just a selfrighteous fundy?
Remeber the movie SEVEN? How did the pride one get punished?
Do these guys actually think this sort of stuff intimidates us or riles us up in any way?
I fear the wrath of the Christian no more than you fear the wrath of Zeus, Odin or Ra.
"I will actually be standing on the right hand of God, and watching you."
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Pompous Ass of the Month Award
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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