You claim to be Athiest's you believe there is no God, well you have to believe there is one, to not believe in Him.
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Therefore, you must believe there must be punctuation to skip it so graciously. Jokes aside, they believe that the notion of God doesn´t exist, not God itself. Following your logic, fairies or Zeus must exist too.
Actually we just don't believe in one in the first place.
There's not exactly any evidence or giant cloudy bearded skypixie to point and scream "I disbelieve" at now is there... just some claims by greedy xenophobes, and a book that claims it "was written by said pixie and is therefore evidence of its existance".
Yet if I wrote 500 pages of stuff and claimed within that it was all done by Lucky's hand, you'd be screaming that its "completely different" and refuse to give my cereal box the same devotion your gawd gets.
Even though there's no more or less proof for either. Plenty of even OLDER religious texts and temples to zeus and his ilk exist even today... Why don't you actually take a rational (oh right, you're incapable of that) look at them and try and figure out why people could POSSIBLY believe your gawd instead of those?
"You claim to be Athiest's you believe there is no God,"
Sit down, sonny, you're way out of your league. Feel free to tell me you think my beliefs are wrong, but do not presume to tell me what my beliefs are.
"well you have to believe there is one, to not believe in Him."
Shut up, dipshit, I do not have to believe in a god. Do you believe in a giant fly who tends the counter at Wal-Mart? No? But, by your "logic," you have to. By your "logic," we all have to believe in everything.
Santa Claus, Toothfairy, God...
Oops, you fail. I only have to understand a concept to be able to deny its existence.
So, do you believe in cubic spheres? By your logic you have to believe they exist no matter what you answer...
Mike #249614 said:
That makes no fucking sense.
Actually, it does. You do, however, need to smoke and ounce or two first.
So you're saying that in order to disbelieve in something, one must by necessity believe in it?
Please, Ilovejesus, don't try to be clever again. You'll only hurt yourself.
Man, you guys just aren't getting it. "If there is no god, then there is a god," is logically true because its contrapositive "if there is no god, then there is a god," is true and the contrapositive of a true statement is a true statement.
Now give me the Bullshit Christian Rationalization of the Month award.
"You claim to be Athiest's you don't believe there is no God, well you have to not believe there is one, not to not believe in Him."
Fixed, but doesn't seem to make any more sense.
@AriseNow: Id' just like to mention that, as a topologist, I do believe in cubic spheres! Eg: http://neil-strickland.staff.shef.ac.uk/courses/algtop/pictures/sphere/ :P
This "argument" reminds me of a similar argument I've heard talked about, which says basically that since everyone understands the concept of being "powerful," there must be a being that is infinitely powerful to originate that concept. Thus, God. The person I heard this argument from pointed out that by the same argument, there must be, not only an infinitely powerful being, but an infinitely smelly being.
Do you believe in the Infinitely Smelly Being, Ilovesjesus? Remember, by your "logic," you have to!
I'm surprised you haven't screwed yourself into the ground with THAT circularity!
...well, it's the only screw you'll ever have.
Not this asinine argument again!
You claim to be Christain's you believe there is no Allah, well you have to believe there is one, to not believe in Him.
Fixed, with similarly poor grammar and spelling.
"You claim to be Athiest's you believe there is no God, well you have to believe there is one, to not believe in Him."
'I contend that we are both atheists. I just believe in one fewer god than you do. When you understand why you dismiss all the other possible gods, you will understand why I dismiss yours'
-Stephen Roberts
You claim to be religious, you believe there is no Flying Spaghetti Monster, well you have to believe there is one, to not be Touched By His Noodly Appendage.
See you at the volcano that erupts stale beer, and the factory that produces strippers with gonorhhoea, crabs and the clap, Ilovesjesus.
...or not. RAmen. Four words, pal: Occam's Razor. Russell's Teapot.
And furthermore, I'm reporting you to the RSPCA: Royal Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Apostrophes.
I believe there ARE no GODS. Guess I have to believe in every single one, to not believe in them...
Listen stupid, atheists disbelieve all gods, not just yours. If you think about why you disbelieve all gods but yours, you can get an inkling of how we feel about your god as well.
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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