(part of a list of student rules)

You may not put up a picture of unmarried people in physical contact unless they are "little kids." (these are sold in the bookstore).

[Part of the dress code at pensacola christian college]

You may not shave your head (Caucasian students only; it is unclear how this is to be interpreted for Asian-Americans/Indian-Americans.)

You may not allow the end of your belt to hang down from the belt-loops resembling a phallus.