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Dr. Michael J. Bisconti #fundie lfnexus.com

*[Number 6 is the funniest thing I have read in years!]


Now that the Theory of Evolution has been disproven, why is it still taught in our schools? Here are ten reasons:


1. Many schools and school systems haven’t learned that the Theory of Evolution has been disproven.

2. Many biology teachers and other teachers of evolution haven’t learned that the Theory of Evolution has been disproven.

3. Many biology teachers and other teachers of evolution are unwilling to face reality.

4. Many evolutionists are afraid that religion will take over the schools and school systems.

5. Evolutionist lecturers and writers would stop earning the more than $1 billion they earn every year by preaching evolution.

6. Biology textbook publishers would have to spend $3 billion rewriting the biology textbooks.

7. Schools, colleges, and universities would lose $10 billion in government grants provided for the purpose of advancing the Theory of Evolution.

8. Over one hundred thousand evolutionary biologists and other scientists would be humiliated before the eyes of the entire world.

9. A number of evolutionary biologists and other scientists would have to admit to lies, evasions, and incompetence in their research.

10. Evolutionary biologists would finally have to acknowledge the superiority of Physics over Biology in answering one of the great questions of life – the origin of life.

Dr. Michael J. Bisconti #sexist lfnexus.com

There are many reasons why a woman president would ruin America:

REASON #1

God has commanded that women shall NOT lead nations. This commandment of God is found in the Holy Scriptures, the Bible, the Word of God.

REASON #2

God has commanded that women shall NOT lead men. In leading nations, women would be leading men. Therefore, women cannot lead nations. The commandment of God that women shall NOT lead men is found in the Holy Scriptures, the Bible, the Word of God.

REASON #3

History teaches us that EVERY great nation experienced a decline in power and reputation once a woman was given the leadership of each of these nations.

REASON #4

Women are more likely to make wrong decisions than men. This truth is stated in the Bible and proven by history.

REASON #5

Women generally do NOT have the mental and physical stamina required by the position of the President of the United States of America.

REASON #6

Currently, all those women interested in becoming president are women of only average character and intelligence.

REASON #7

Women do not have the political pull of men, which is required to be effective in the position of the President of the United States.

REASON #8

Women do not have the political will of men. They are more likely to waver in their views and decisions than men.

REASON #9

A woman would not have the support of the American people. The latest poll reveals that 90% of men and 95% OF WOMEN are against having a woman as president.

REASON #10

A woman would be incapacitated more than 3% of the time because of natural, physiological events. What if this happened during a time of national crisis such as the “9/11 Attack”?

REASON #11

Women generally score a minimum of 20 points lower on IQ tests than men. We need the smartest person in the presidency.

Dr. Michael J. Bisconti #fundie lfnexus.com

[Not only women can be stupid...]

FOR THE GENTLEMEN: HOW TO TELL IF YOU ARE A STUPID MAN

#1 You are a stupid man if you look at a woman, other than your wife, in order to derive any kind of pleasure.

#2 You are a stupid man if you use profanity.

#3 You are an idiotic man if you view pornography.

#4 You are a moronic man if you do not “wear the pants in your family.”

#5 You are an insane man if you seek sexual gratification from another male.

Dr. Michael J. Bisconti #sexist lfnexus.com

Title: FOR THE LADIES: HOW TO TELL IF YOU ARE A STUPID WOMAN

#1 You are a stupid woman if you are more concerned about showing off your legs than you are about not triggering lust in men.


#2 You are a moronic woman if you “wear the pants in your family.”