While I agree the OP is a willfully naive idiot, I gotta call out some posters here,
I personally enjoy a lot of dealcoholized wine, beer and mocktails
I happen to be one of the 'lucky' few people that has a SEVERE intolerance to anything with alcohol in it, anything above .5% ABV even if it's a cheap watered down beer *cough*bud*cough* and I'm hanging my head in the toilet for the next two hours
It gets frustrating at times because there's such a social inclusiveness attached to drinking (not even getting shitfaced, but just drinking in general) if you say you don't drink AT all, people start to lump you in with preachy temperance movement types, and then when you say it's for medical/health issues they tend to lump you into the "I'm gluten free because it's trendy" types
So yeah people hating on n/a wine and beer is sort of a pet peeve of mine, I've heard people in the same breath say "it has nothing to do with the alcohol, it's all about the taste.....but if it can't get you drunk then what's the point?"
There is some tasty stuff out there if you look for it, Ariel Vinyards makes a good merlot, and Kaliber (made by Guinness) is some damn good stuff for example
So yeah sorry about the rant, and derailing the topic, original poster's still a willfully naive idiot