First, the Bible contains much history o fa people which has concrete evidence for accuracy.
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Ah yes. There was no Gan Eden, no Flood like Deucalion had to go through...
Yeah. If you say so. Just don't expect any intelligent person to take you too seriously.
The Harry Potter books refer to a "King's Cross Station" in a place called "London". I have checked and there is indeed a place called London, and it does have a King's Cross Station.
Hence we can confidently assert that there is a Platform 9 and 3/4s there where you may board a train to Hogwart's School of Witchcraft and Wizardry, right?
David B.
"First, the Bible contains much history o fa people which has concrete evidence for accuracy."
Have a read of this....
http://www.informationclearinghouse.info/article20675.htm
"Second, The Bible is not speaking of surrealistic, other alternative worlds and fantasy environments like those myths of the Romans and Greeks"
Really?
... Second, The Bible is not speaking of surrealistic, other alternative worlds and fantasy environments like heaven, hell, staffs turning into serpents, people coming back from death after three days or some garden with magic trees and talking snakes in it.
Oh, wait a minute, I thought he was talking about "The Chevrolet & GMC Light Truck Owner's Bible".
Zeus raped her* .
I believe it.
That settles it.
*Take your pick. Europa, Alcmene, Danae, Lamia. Hell, add Ganymede. Zeus wasn't picky.
"The Bible is not speaking of surrealistic, other alternative worlds and fantasy environments like those myths of the Romans and Greeks"
So I don't have to die or be in spirit form to enter Heaven and Hell? I can visit in my normal worldly body? Cool. Got directions?
"First, the Bible contains much history o fa people which has concrete evidence for accuracy.
hurts to roll my eyes that hard first thing in the morning?
He is right, though. I remember reading Greek mythology back in the day and they kept going on about this Mount Olympus place. Total hoax.
And Hades? What's that all about? I mean, a place where people go once they've died? Total BS.
Second, The Bible is not speaking of surrealistic, other alternative worlds and fantasy environments like those myths of the Romans and Greeks
Hell, Heaven, and the Garden of Eden, anyone? Oh, sorry, I forgot, those really existed and thus weren't fantasy environments.
Idiot.
Yes it does, unless you can show me that the cosmology of the Bible is true. You know, flat Earth resting on pillars, with a solid skydome over it? Stars being literally tiny specks of light?
First, the Bible contains much history o fa people which has concrete evidence for accuracy.
History of what? Bullshitting and lying?
As for concrete evidence, chew on this: the location of the city of Jericho has been discovered, and it has hosted settlements for over 8,000 years.
Care to explain to your fellow bible-thumpers how Jericho could be settled for longer than they are willing to admit that the Earth has been in existence?
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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