when we all get to Heaven, will we all be MALES??? Remember, there is no such thing as a female angel. All the angels in the Bible are males and Jesus said we would be like the angels... so what do you think??? Are females now actually males living in a female house (body)?
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Uh... if that's heaven, I'll go to hell and keep my vagina, thanks.
I don't actually think (lesser) angels have a gender, at least not according to most literature on the subject. Not that it matters, since they don't actually exist.
St Thomas of Aquinas said so, but well, he was a Catholic. I mean, WTF?, what are you meaning, that you believe that an angel is a guy with wings?. And they say that Christianity is the liberation of women..........(Jesus is, of course)
Read your Bible, Jerry - Jesus said that we would be neither male nor female, like the angels. For fuck's sake, if you're going to follow this shit, at least get it right.
Besides, what is the use of you or, say, the first Fathers of the Church demanding loads of duties for women to do if they are not going to Heaven anyway?, Actually, that´s what a man answered in this congress when they debated whether women had soul or not. I mean, if the only goal is going to Heaven, it makes no sense. This guy is not actually misoginist, he´s just stupid, ignorant because he doesn´t understand what LIKE in this context means or that angels are totally asexual.
Are females now actually males living in a female house (body)? no excuse left!
Actually, the Bible never really assigns identifiable gender to angels. Since the English language (like many other modern languages) lacks a commonly used gender-neutral pronoun for referring to an individual, the masculine is used as a default. In ancient Hebrew society, the feminine denomination would have never been used anyway to refer to an individual in a position of power and suthority, so the "gender" of angels, in the original context, is never clearly established.
Also, does this justify homosexuality, since we're all really males anyway?
Napoleon the clown pretty much summed it up for me. The Buy-Bull is patriarchal, misogynistic crap. No female angels, no female apostles, no female god.
Wouldn't this "logic" make female-to-male transexuals holy? Or half-holy, because they don't get to have wings yet?
Madame Scarlet: My fearsome, greasy cock will be glad to desecrate your femininity. However, mine is the only cock in hell, unless you count the strap-ons.
@Shell
Wait. What about Mary??? That thought occurred to me, but I couldn't work out a nice way of putting it.
That girl must be getting more action than Smurfette.
...and we know she has a thing for Angels spinning lines.
"Are females now actually males living in a female house (body)?""really , but at least their misogynistic actions, since women are really MEN like me!)
Hmmm - it reminds me of the Dave Allen joke where the hell fire and brimstone preacher is on a roll about hell and the wailing and gnashing of teeth. A little old lady spoke up and said she didn't have any teeth. The pastor was stumped and thought about this for a little while before triumphantly declaring, "Teeth will be provided!"
"Are females now actually males living in a female house (body)?"
You better hope not, cause that would mean everyone is a homosexual. And by fundie standards, that means we're all going to hell. Yes, even your dad.
Based on shaky Biblical evidence, Jerry is declaring that Heaven is filled with men and only men. You know you want it, Closet Boi.image
Maronan
Isn't the idea of us becoming angels after death an old pop-theology nugget with no basis in scripture? I was sure that angels were entirely distinct from humans.
Is it bad that I saw the word "house" written in blue?
let me just carry on this Fundie logic, as South Park once said:
"That means your wife's a dude, faggot!"
Living in lala-land? When I was little we played with small pictures called bookmarks or scraps, they often had angels or cherubs on them, and they looked female most of them. What? My fantasy is not as viable as yours?
But if we are all one and the same, there is no reason for different treatment of males and females? Nice to know. Equality now, please.
Yep, because only gays go to heaven.
(You have to love it when these idiots worry about things like this.)
First of all, the High Angel Gabriel is most often described as female. Get your damn facts right.
Second of all, I think you just gave a thumbs up for LGBT people. "Males in a female body". Someone's trying to say something. XD
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