You know whats weird? Our youth pastor has just had us start a 13 week sexual purity sunday school because he feels that people grades 6-12 are being attacked and I kind of blew him off. Not anymore. I believe him
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Hey, I got a Supreme Brand Hairdrier school here - you'll say NOW that you won't need a Supreme Brand Hairdrier, but after visiting it for 13 weeks, you'll see things differently!
Too easy. Way too easy.
Oh crap I just wandered over there and this has nothing on some of the horrendous freudian slips in the "masturbation" topic
http://www.christian-youth.net/showthread.php?t=3932
[quote]I'm not saying that it's right, but like the article, it's very, very hard to stop. Just take your time, and work at it. I think that God understands.
@BuddT: If you think sexual purity classes sound like pornos, you've clearly never been to one. Believe it or not, it's very much like health class. :) Without talking about contraceptives. Basically, it's guaranteed abstinence-only, shamelessly religious health class.
Attacked by what?, by the boogeyman?, and what is purity?, a type of Aikido technicque?. Don´t blow him off, just ignore him, it´s the lack of experience.
Kelian, I think they're referring to being ayttacked by ZOMGTEHLIBRALSRUN4URLIVESLOL like fundies usually refer to. Or "adversaries," or even "Satan"...
'Sexual purity' class is crappy. Usually called 'abstinence.' The one at the (public) school I go to didn't make any reference to gay sex or to almost anything....so, being disturbed by male organs, I was the only one in class to not sign the abstinence pledge.
Kind of neat, not having signed it despite being a girl. All but two other students in that class were boys anyways....
Which is worse: To say something in innocence? Or to really try and manufacture filth from innocence?
Wow. All of you are so noble in your pursuit of filth. You must be so happy and have such ambitions in your puerile existences.
You must have such nothing and nowhere lives. But it's not all bad.
What is helping prove that God exists for so many is the atheistic tendency to pay constant attention to Christianity, (Worship?) This helps some wonder why not buddhism; or islam or anything else...
Thank you for the help in bringing others to Christ through your malignant word-mongering.
Which is worse: To say something in innocence? Or to really try and manufacture filth from innocence?
Wow. All of you are so noble in your pursuit of filth. You must be so happy and have such ambitions in your puerile existences.
What is helping prove that God exists for so many is the atheistic tendency to pay constant attention to Christianity, (Worship?)You see, many are beginning to wonder why Christianity receives such attention; and not buddhism; even islam.
Thank you for the help in bringing others to Christ through your malignant word-mongering.
the atheistic tendency to pay constant attention to Christianity, (Worship?) This helps some wonder why not buddhism; or islam or anything else...
1) Christians are a majority.
2) Some Christians are a vocal majority.
3) A few Christians are a stupid vocal majority.
Point me to the Buddhists who want to dictate that life should be lived according to a literal interpretation of a self-contradictory 2000 year-old book that wasn't even intended to be fully literal in the first place.
Mitchelltttttttttttttttttttttt - If there weren't so much true filth within the christian community, there would be no humor in the statement, innocent as it may be. Christians are their own worst enemy. Setting themselves up as having such a higher moral standard, and then repeatedly being exposed for the sick twisted fucks they really are. So don't blame us for laughing our asses off when we jump on a freudian slip now and then.
Blame... Such a moral concept. It precludes that someone is in moral error. On what basis do you assess moral illegitimacies?
Pointing out moral fallacies. Such a moral concept. Such a moral ideology is at work in you. Or so you think.
But I ask you, on what basis do you believe your swearing, filthy-mouthed and foul-hearted selves to be of greater moral character? Even a belief in false evolutionary morality would dictate more discretion in word choice, would it not?
How can you cuss and turn innocent remarks into filth and think that is legitimate? On what basis are you able to blame others for immorality and condemn them?
Atheist, if your world-view does not accommodate a foundation for morality, then everything you have just said is not only off-base, it is infantile and baseless.
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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