Let me guess, you believe that you are some cosmic accident that resulted in "Goo-to-you-by-way-of-the-Zoo" theory??? Now that is fairy tales.
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Actually, I don't believe in either choice or true chance, so no, no accidents here - we were all always going to happen as a result of a series of inevitable and remorseless interactions of matter and energy
What are you 8 years old, why is it that 99% of the people who post arguments against evolution online sound like they are either children repeating what they have heard mommy and daddy say, or willfully ignorant adults.
@#1949029: Because that is (for the most part) what they are: children who never grew up and who are still expecting daddy to solve all their problems, willfully ignorant people who are throwing a tantrum over the fact that the world no longer caters exclusively to them and them only, and unscrupulous hucksters who are making fortunes by exploiting the aforementioned demographics.
Now, I'm not saying that there are no reasonable believers (I've met such people) but the vast, vast majority of the fundamentalists tend to fit at least one of these molds.
Yeah, dust and breath sculpted by an omnipotent deity makes much more sense.
If God IS omnipotent, why did he need dust and breath?
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Unless Morgan Freeman is God*, then I'm afraid that the film "Bruce Almighty" is not a documentary, the defendants in Kitzmiller vs. Dover didn't call God to the witness stand - when they had every opportunity to do so; it certainly wasn't impossible for him to make an appearance there - and to replicate Biblical 'Creation': even in miniaturised form, and therefore the only possible answer to your question is Yes.
...oh, and facts . No 'Belie f' required.
*- But Morgan Freeman did see Scarlett Johansson become God in the Luc Besson film "Lucy"; prior to her becoming omnipotent, omnipresent & omniscient; still in the temporary form of a bioelectronic megacomputer, she gave him a flash drive containing all knowledge. Yet, your 'God' can't calculate Pi beyond 3. Or count the number of legs on an insect.
Prof. Stephen Hawking can prove the existence of at least eleven dimensions. Which will go some way to explain that Cosmic Accident .
The only fairy tale is Genesis. And even then your 'God' couldn't 'inspire' it well enough, he had to come up with a second, contradictory version.
Anytime anyone uses that misrepresentation of evolution, I say "Well it's better than the "Magic-man-with-the-wave-of-a-hand-grabs-some-dust-poof-there's-a-man" hypothesis."
Just as offensive and inaccurate, I figure.
"Those are fairy tales" or "that is a fairy tale"
As an English teacher, I can abide your ignorance of science, but your grammar takes it too far.
Let me guess, you believe you are some cosmic teddy bear that resulted "goddidditt"??? Now that makes much more sense than observable reality.
@PETF(People eating tasty fundies):
That link could be a month worth of fundie fight submissions here.
No, the Theory is not an accident. It’s an artifact.
A lot of work went into it.
You don’t appreciate it. Or want to.
Well, you can fuck off to your safe space, then.
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