I have a 'deep appreciation for the Islamic faith'...... 6 ft. deep to be precise.
I'd better not say more right now, or I'd probably offend the Quranimals.
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I'd better not say more right now, or I'd probably offend all decent people.
There. Fixed it for you.
And no, I'm not going to defend the molestation of three girls, but I will say that one incident != the entire history of Islam.
Too late for not offending anyone, you did that in the very first sentence.
I'm ashamed to be in the same gene pool as you.
You know, I was surprised by my morning paper that's usually extremely conservative. Anyway, in the opinion page they posteda huge article likening Islam to Christianity.
Methinks Kenny needs to read it.
I'd better not say more right now, or I'd probably offend the Quranimals.
That's either poorly worded sarcasm or you lack the courage of your convictions, sir.
The smart money's on the latter.
You're a regular comedian, you are! Keep it up and you'll be headlining at Carnegie Hall in no time, Kenny.
Or not, because you're a fucking xenophobic bigot.
I admit, Quranimals is one I've never heard before.
Of course, I have a "deep appreciation for faith in general" - 6 ft. deep. However, that doesn't mean that I want to kill religious people, far from it. It means that I want them to become rational and stop being fundies.
Mr. Solomon, on the other hand, probably wants to kill all Muslims.
Breaking News: Internet Tough Guy pounds his chest in the general direction of Islam; has no actual argument, complaints driven by bigotry more than actual facts.
More on this story as it develops.
There are a lot of assholes on that thread.
I would like to read the story on a site that isn't biased towards Islam as I feel this one isn't telling us the whole story and the only link they give links to an even more biased website.
In fact, after a thorough search of news sites, I can find no links to this story that don't originate from the same biased source.
My guess is it probably didn't happen.
> I'd better not say more right now, or I'd probably offend the Quranimals.
You already went there. Don't pretend you didn't say what you said, you pansy.
"I have a 'deep appreciation for the Islamic faith'...... 6 ft. deep to be precise.
I'd better not say more right now, or I'd probably offend the Quranimals."
Go to Saudi Arabia and say that. If you have the balls to, that is.
...what's that? You daren't?! Well, colour me surprised. Internet Tough Guy much, Kenny?
I admit, "Quranimals" is offensive, but clever to me.
Now, we just need to have a Christian equivalent.
How about "Bibullies?" Meh, that sounds like bisexual bullies. Not quite what I was going for. :p
I have a 'deep appreciation for the Christian faith'...... 6 ft. deep to be precise.
I'd better not say more right now, or I'd probably offend the Babblers.
I have a deep appreciation for Raiders fans.... 6 ft. deep to be precise.
I'd better not say more right now, or I'd probably offend the fanimals.
See, I can be stupid and offensive too.
I have a 'deep appreciation for the Islamic faith'...... 6 ft. deep to be precise.
Well aren't you a tough guy. Let me see if I can rustle up a burly Muslim so you can tell him to his face how deep an appreciation you have for him. I'm sure he'll love it! Wait right there. Huh? Where'd you go?
I'd better not say more right now, or I'd probably offend the Quranimals.
What could you possibly say that's worse than implying that you want them dead? What, you're going to steal their PS3s? There's nothing you could possibly do that's worse.
I have a 'deep appreciation for the Christian faith' ...... 6 ft. deep to be precise.
I'd better not say more right now, or I'd probably offend the Christianimals.
I bet if that were the original phrase you would immediately go "BAWWWWW STOP WAGING WAR AGANIST CHRISTIANITY"
I have a 'deep appreciation for the Catholics'...... 6 ft. deep to be precise.
I'd better not say more right now, or I'd probably offend the pope.
Confused?
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