"Once you get past our gallant past"
...of killing Indians and exterminating their culture (when we didn't have to), enslaving blacks (when we didn't have to), interning Japanese-Americans (when we didn't have to), turning fire hoses and German shepherds on people who wanted to sit in the same chairs as white people (when we didn't have to), opening fire on peaceful protesters at Kent State (when we didn't have to), and fucking over Latin America for over 200 years (when we didn't have to). We did all that not because we had to, but because it was the right and Godly thing to do. Also, it was fun and got us hard.
"and the promise of our divinely inspired Constitution"
...that was written by secularists, deists and atheists, who wanted the new American republic to NOT be like the states of Europe at the time, which had state churches and religious laws.
"what do you see?"
That you flunked remedial US history.
"What I see are a million abortions a year."
Oh, the humanity! Those poor zygotes and blastocysts!
"I see the foolishness of same-sex marriages"
Egads! Faggots having the same rights as I do!?
"I see states tripping over themselves in their rush to legalize brain-deadening drugs"
No! Now we'll lose our surplus prison population! It's the one thing we have more of than China does!
"I see the filth and decadence of our popular culture"
The First Amendment was intended solely for what I want to see, hear or read. Also, the human body is gross, and possession of one should be punishable by death.
"I see journalists who have rejected objectivity and assumed the role of propagandists for the left"
When they should have done what I did: abandon that pesky Marxist plot called "objectivity" and become a propagandist for the right. The right wing is all you need to fly a plane, after all!
"I see our leaders promoting a racial divide that ignores black violence, black illegitimacy rates and the morphing of black thugs into Muslim terrorists, while accusing the entire white race of bigotry."
I say we break out the fire hoses and German shepherds again. That'll prove to those spear-chucking, watermelon-eating, gang-banging, blonde-raping niggers that the Master Race is not racist.