As I was viewing this sight, I noticed a Google ad, which advertised the Satanic and Un-Christlike musician, Ozzy Osbourne.
The Lord does not wish for this site to be supported by Satanism.
My hope is that someone in charge may do something about this problem.
I believe that we should reject ads by Google, if Google is in support of Satanism.
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In that case, you´ll find no sponsors. Because, you know, if Satanic means that they don´t think like you, you´re a very tiny minority.
Oh Gehst, I TOTALLY agree with you. Get your site to reject the revenue attached to Google ads, because it will be far better that your site maintain its purity and eventually die due to lack of funds, than for your site to continue its existence.
Have you ever thought about your soul - can it be saved?
Or perhaps you think that when you're dead you just stay in your grave
Is God just a thought within your head or is he a part of you?
Is Christ just a name that you read in a book when you were in school?
When you think about death do you lose your breath or do you keep your cool?
Would you like to see the Pope on the end of a rope - do you think he's a fool?
Well I have seen the truth, yes I've seen the light and I've changed my ways
And I'll be prepared when you're lonely and scared at the end of our days
Could it be you're afraid of what your friends might say
If they knew you believe in God above?
They should realize before they criticize
that God is the only way to love
Is your mind so small that you have to fall
In with the pack wherever they run
Will you still sneer when death is near
And say they may as well worship the sun?
I think it was true it was people like you that crucified Christ
I think it is sad the opinion you had was the only one voiced
Will you be so sure when your day is near, say you don't believe?
You had the chance but you turned it down, now you can't retrieve
Perhaps you'll think before you say that God is dead and gone
Open your eyes, just realize that he's the one
The only one who can save you now from all this sin and hate
Or will you still jeer at all you hear? Yes! I think it's too late.
Black Sabbath, "After Forever"
Great song, by the way, although "Children of the Grave" pretty much destroys it two tracks later. :D
Pssst.... Closer Gehst, I don't want others to hear. You know Google will help you find Muslim sites! Uh-huh! And even worse, Liberal websites! Yep! SHHH! Even worse gay sites ! Porn sites! Gay porn sites, right there where God and everyone can see them! Terrible! And all you have to do is punch in what YOU WANT TO FIND! Somehow I really doubt that you found Ozzy on a religious site! My advice to you is, if you don't want to find it, don't go looking for it!
Or maybe you could just chill out and recognize the fact that just because someone isn't like you, that doesn't make them a bad person. I don't know enough about Osbourne to have a real opinion about him, but I seriously doubt he's anywhere close to being Satanic. Weird, maybe. But there's nothing wrong with that.
So...will we be seeing an xtian search engine now?
"This wasn't what I searched for."
"But it's what Jesus wants you to see."
Brainstorm: a joke search engine, that, no matter what you search for, sends you to a page with an error message, claiming the one searching doesn't have enough faith.
Ozzy is Christian. To quote one of his songs...
"You think I worship the Devil? You must be stupid or blind!"
Also...
"..even when he bits the heads off bats. (When he did that, didn't he make the claim that it was supposed to be rubber or something along that line?).."
What happened was, someone in the audience tossed it up onto the stage, and, thinking it was rubber, Ozzy bit into it. He immediately regretted it, though, since he got rabies from it, temporarily went bald, and had to spend a very long period of time getting several painful shots a day.
Jeebus wrote:
"As I was viewing this sight..."
As you were viewing this what? Try making a modicum of sense.
Gehst misspelled "site".
from his song 'gets me through':
it has been confirmed that Ozzy Osbourne is NOT the antichrist. we reached the devil in his house in Las Vegas. when asked for a comment, Satan said: 'no, he's not my boy, but I love him like a son'
epic Ozzy is EPIC!
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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