Jewel Grewe points out On the TBN program, this particular “prophet” Kim Clement, actually said that the Christians will be a superhuman powerful force that will grind Satan into the ground.
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"Christians will be a superhuman powerful force"
If they're a "superhuman powerful force", how come they're all whining about being persecuted? If they're so persecuted, wouldn't that make them a "subhuman powerless farce"?
"the Christians will be a superhuman powerful force that will grind Satan into the ground."
"Creationist Ninja Team Gatchaman"*
"Jesus Sentai Gekiranger"**
"Ore Trinitytail ni Narimasu "***
(*Sings *):
'Go, Go Fundie Rangers!' X3
*- As this team eschew science , they do tend to get their arses handed to them a lot, by their technologically superior foes. You FAIL.
**- Two words, alas: Pink Ranger. You FAIL II.
***- An affectionate parody, combining the Tokusatsu elements of "Super Sentai", "Kamen Rider"... and the genderbending aspects of "Ranma 1/2": with the hilarity that therefore ensues, ergo the paradox that represents for you lot. You FAIL III, and have struck out. >:D
Alpha, Rita has escaped! Recruit a team of Christians with attitudes!
What? It was either that or the Avengers. Admittedly, this had me picturing swapping Thor with Michael... Chris Hemmsworth with a big flaming sword, anyone?
*and a wave of slash fics was born*
Superhuman Christian. Satan. Why not throw in Santa Claus, the Easter bunny, and X-men while you're at it. Now leave all those things to children, and to comic books, and grow up.
Just pandering to that Fundie Rapture belief that after they're lifted into the heavens they'll come back with Jesus' super army and smite evilness with, yes, their new superhuman powers.
Clement's a "prophet", one of hundreds, spreading this shit as thick as he can, living it up on pension check and dumbfuck donations.
Christians will be a superhuman powerful force
So the next TV series will be "Marvel's Super Savior, the Cross of Death"?
@Anon-e-moose
You went with Gekiranger (which didn't have a pink ranger)? Kyoryuger had much better pun potential.
Zyusus Sentai Christryuger
And both are based on extinct concepts featuring a glory-hogging Marty Stu.
So your god needs to create a superhuman force to defeat Satan?
Doesn't sound like such a powerful god, huh?
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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