Liberals are such pussies that all it takes is two lines to make them start **LITERALLY SHAKING**
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**LITERALLY SHAKING**
Well, I'm not shaking, literally, figuratively, physically, or otherwise.
Damnit, he figured it out! Our one, (pseudo) fatal weakness! Crosses !!!
Yes, it's true. We liberals are all part of an ancient conspiracy of Vampires! The Masquerade is broken; our plans to improve the living conditions of countless humans was all to make our food supply more plentiful and tender!
And if we weren't evil enough, we made Twilight (okay, actually a mindless thrall of ours) just so you people would not take us serious as a threat anymore!
Oh, and FYI, we still haven't figured out what exactly your orange God-emperor is. We know it's something life-, blood, and/or soulless as it's immune to our powers, but everyone that tried to figure it out went mad!
@Timjer
And if we weren't evil enough, we made Twilight (okay, actually a mindless thrall of ours) just so you people would not take us serious as a threat anymore!
I KNEW IT!
By "Literally Shaking", you mean "meh", right?
If anything; Yeshua Bar Yosef is more OUR GUY than yours. Even Atheists and non-Christians think "Jesus Was Way Cool"....
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....The Man From Galilee, The Lamb of Godde, The Prince of Peace....would be far more at home among those Occupy Wall Street protests from a few years back or the recent massive Women's Marches.
Therefore; The Cross is more a symbol of the Progressive and only idiots like you (since the days of Emperor Constantine) have made it otherwise.
Alt-Shitists are such pussies that all it takes is one photo...:
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...to make them start **LITERALLY SHITTING**.
What the above person plays, and for what band. The 'Satanic Panic' of the 1980s.
What does Mike Penis - and therefore your so-called Christian : but has yet to repent of his 'sins' Emprah - think of what Tony Iommi & Black Sabbath represents, o Trumptards...?!
@rancid
**LITERALLY SHAKING**
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Not a twinge
This is another fable you're told in sermons, that people are afraid of the cross, the Bible or preachers.
Grow the fuck up and face reality.
BTW, many Liberals are Christians.
In some parts of the city I live in, you can barely look around you without seeing a Christian church. Especially downtown, where I lived for a while recently. If what this guy said was true, I wouldn't have able to walk down the damn street.
But, wait a minute, though, maybe that's not such a good argument considering I did break my ankle 3 years ago walking down the exact "damn street" I'm thinking about. LOL....yeah, that must have been it, God put that icy spot there to fuck with me or something, right?
@Alicia
Yeah, you're right, I tried one and it came out totally fucked up. LOL
But post a pink triangle, rainbow flag, the word "white" uncapitalised, any mention of atheism or Islam, or the phrase "empirical evidence" & people like the OP lose their minds.
And the difference between our claims is that mine are based on actual recent actions & statements made by Trump's administration!
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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