My three lifelong fantasies
1. Having mental powers to kill everyone around me
2. Having a female twin who finds out about my existence and comes to find me, killing everyone around me in the process (EDIT: yes obviously we also have sex)
3. Just killing everyone around me using any tools available
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I agree with above:
What...the...fuck?
Number two tells me that you cannot have had your "lifelong" fantasies for more than ...oh, about puberty to your current age of seventeen, eighteen years top, unless you have an extremely delayed adolescence. Grow up.
Those other kids in high school that were having a lot more sex than you? At least half of them were lying. For goodness sake, give yourself some time to mature before you declare yourself to be an incel. Feel free to masturbate, but only if you do your own laundry - your mom has enough to do.
I'm not a total Game of Thrones nerd, but I have read the books. Jaime isn't a sociopath. He and his sister are exceptionally unlucky to have been born to a demanding father who'd planned out their whole lives before they were even born. Jaime's character is 17 in the book when he becomes "Kingslayer": He killed the mad king before the latter could turn the entire city into his own funeral pyre.
In short, this edgy little teenager is actually worse than a character like Jaime.
So, basically, you want murder, murder (with incest), and murder. And you still don't understand why women won't throw themselves at you.
Even the twincest fantasy had to include murder? Is that supposed to be a twisted romantic thing, or is this guy just that obsessed with killing?
I mean, I get the whole hate the world thing, but there are better things to fantasize about. At minimum there's fantasizing that people stop being dick holes you want to murder. Or landing on an island of your own with access to power generators and wifi but without anyone else being able to visit without your permission. Maybe if you diversified your desires, you'd have a better chance at getting a girl.
As I always say, folks... I like when we know where we all stand.
@Psycho:
Yeah, the sociopath was supposedly Joffrey, as far as I`m being instructed by my knowledgable about this stuff sister ^^
Also I`d nominate it for the very special: "When your happy place IS The Grudge movie." one time plaqe!
OH! OHHH! WHAT????????
Call the police.
Jamie Lannister from ASOIAF would back hand this little twerp with his golden replacement. He ends up being one of the most sympathetic characters of the entire series. A large part of his actions stem from his distaste of spousal abuse and absolute loathing of rape. His loathing of the Mad King started when he discovered the Queen was being mutilated and raped as his sworn brothers stood by. He could have stomached Robert Baratheon if the man hadn't beaten on Cersei. Jamie saves Brienne, the warrior maid of Tarth, from rape and becomes something of a patron to her. He has one of his own men executed for raping a serving girl.
Incelboy is definitely a Joff without the power.
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