I've never done anything occult but i look up that kind of stuff sumtimes. I heard that if u burn an ouji board it screams. Whoever hears it scream only has 36 hours to live. The proper way to dispose of it is to cut it into 7 pieces sprinkle it with holy water and bury it. So don't burn ouji boards.
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I heard if you burn a ouija board it kind of cracks and warps and gives off a bit of a plasticky smell, and anyone who smells it will be like, "Man, burning ouija board" for 36 seconds. The proper way to dispose of a ouija board is to post it on the free stuff page of Craigslist and give it away to some 13-year-old goth larva.
I've heard that Jesus Christ died so that we may have eternal life.
Nope, I don't believe that shit either!
Seems like an easy, quick, and inexpensive experiment. Tell, ya what Lee, I'll burn the ouija board and take the risk, if I die like you say then you can have all my money and possessions, okay?
"i look up that kind of stuff sumtimes."
I call BULLSHIT!
If you can't spell "Ouija", you could not have possibly looked it up!
It's no wonder you believe in religion - You're living in a fantasy world. Btw...
Bloody Mary, Bloody Mary, Bloody Mary, Bloody Mary, Bloody Mary, Bloody Mary, Bloody Mary, Bloody Mary, Bloody Mary, Bloody Mary, Bloody Mary, Bloody Mary, Bloody Mary.
Nothing happened to me in this little children's tale and nothing will happen to anyone burning some stupid boa...
Oh, yer goin' to hell for this.
Lying is bad enough, but carrying out the Super Secret Ouija Board Ceremony is pure, unadulterated sorcery.
What else did you hear at this sleepover? I hope someone told the one about the guy with the hook for a hand. Oh, and don't forget about the tape that kills you in a week if you watch it! Wait, that's the Ring. My bad.
I heard the sounds of an occupied latrine.
Oh wait, that's just the shit you're spouting from your mouth.
Yeah, and, if you burn a monopoly board, the ghost of a venture capitalist comes out of the tv, steals your business portfolio and sells it on Ebay. Also, if you burn a Scrabble board, a dyslexic spirit comes up through your shoes and if you don't have any alphabet soup in the house it maliciously disproves your dog!
My friend Mike told me that a ninja once tried burning a ouija board to prove this was a stupid myth created by a bunch of teeny tiny diaper babies. He was hanging out with his dog 36 hours later, and this suspenseful music is playing. A ghost came to kill the ninja, and the ninja totally freaked out. Because the ninja started the whole thing, he had no choice but to beat his own ass. This caused the dog to totally freak out, harder and harder, then softer, then harder again. It made a whistling or popping sound, which snapped the ninja out of beating his own ass. The ninja grabbed his guitar and popped this huge boner. He used the boner to wail on the guitar. Not even this affected the ghost, but a bunch of moms came in all mad, saying to "keep it down" and "I'm going through menopause", and all this BULLCRAP! The wail hit them, causing them to explode, smearing pap EVERYWHERE. The ghost freaked out and exploded twice, then flew around like a deflated balloon (the audience laughs gregariously at this point). The ninja didn't even care about the exploded mom pap, and kept wailing the guitar even harder(if that's even possible) All the pap from the exploded moms evaporated because the wail was so hard.
I flipped out and fell out the 2nd story window when Mike told me this story.
Julian wrote:
"That's nothing. It's called an ouija board because the French word for yes is oui and the German word for yes is ja." I've always suspected that the Ouija board was just an excuse for interested/curious people to have sex with each other.
Kinda like Twister.
Unfortunately, the stylus landed on "yes" and "no" at exactly the wrong time to get me laid. And I was SO close to getting in her pants, too. Not that I'm bitter. Noooooo.
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Seems like an easy, quick, and inexpensive experiment. Tell, ya what Lee, I'll burn the ouija board and take the risk, if I die like you say then you can have all my money and possessions, okay?"
Um, not that I'm worried or anything, but has anyone heard from Darwin lately?
A burning Ouija board won't scream (and I'm fairly certain an ouji board wouldn't, either), but a penny held against dry ice will.
re Candle Jack: "Not very bright, are you?"
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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