[explaining his statement that evolution can't be true because clouds don't evolve]
Clouds are cells made with water instead of DNA
They move, grow and divide themselves
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And metal is made of metal cells. Rocks are made of rock cells. Plastic is made of plastic cells. They divide, that's how we get more metal, rocks and plastic.
What? You mean science doesn't work that way?
And when liquid comes out of clouds, we call it rain, or possibly hail, or snow, even.
And when when liquid comes out of Smiling Pebble, we call it drool, or possibly dribble, or slobber, even.
Clouds break apart like rocks break apart they don't reproduce and pass on their cloud genes to little cloudlets.
When are these idiots going to understand the simple fact that evolution only applies to entities that biologically reproduce.
Head desk, head desk, head desk. Umm, yeah. You fail biology, physics, chemistry, and meteorology. You probably are one of those in my geology class who attempts to tell me that a rock is a living organism so I will just assume that you would fail that as well.
I think Pebble is onto something. Clouds also get sun tanned in the evening, cry (or...urinate, but I prefer to think they cry when I am getting wet), all sorts of things.
My oh my is this one the epitome of stupidity. Freaking wow.
Prisons have cells made out of concrete and steel instead of DNA.
They never move, grow or divide themselves.
> Clouds are cells made with water instead of DNA
Then why does a quick Wikipedia check peg humans at 57% water and clouds at, uh, close to 100% water? (I'm certain impurities are involved in naturally occurring water, especially if you're talking of ice crystals)
> They move, grow and divide themselves
In case of clouds, this is because of the winds. It is well known that winds at the height of the clouds can get quite strong indeed.
Now, as a living organism, I'm able to move without wind (though wind does help in bicycling, but it can also greatly hinder movement). I've spent most of my growing period in a windless environment (indoors). I'm a 31-year-old virgin, so I cast severe doubts at that "dividing" part due to rather long exposure of winds in my time; you need to ask someone more knowledgeable whether wind is usually involved in that stuff or not, but what I've heard , there could be a problem in that suggestion as well.
Considering that it's Y!A and trolls are known to exist there, I'm calling poe on this one.
Scratch that, I just went to the linked question, and there is so many levels of stupid in that whole page.
When Smiling Pebble gets caught in the rain, she probably thinks the angels are pissing on her ...
and, in her case, she just might be right.
Wow.
I just
Wow.
There is nothing alive about clouds. They are just water. They move because the air blows them. They grow because more water vapor clumps onto them. They divide because they become too big to sustain themselves.
Do you even know what a cell is?
Goddamn, you've convinced me!
Nobel prize for this one, folks! Smiling Pebble (aka uni-nut) just disproved the Creationism version of Evolution.
Fine then pebble.
If you want to use this argument then you're wrong... Clouds DO evolve.
After all thunderstorms just don't instantly appear out of nowhere, they start out as smaller clouds and then on up.
They start with just water then they move on to ice, then they gain lightning and finally there's tornadoes...
And tornadoes seem to always hit trailer parks... Where you most likely live.
Thus proof that Tornadoes hate fundis...
Hey I can make stuff up too.
Somebody is really missing some brain cells. Quit banging your head on the wall, your brain will thank you, and then maybe, just maybe, you'll stop making stupid remarks like this.
I... whuh... buh...
*hemorrhage*
This.. just.
I don't even..
@Xotan
"Smiling pebble = stoned?"
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As my granddad used to say: 'Making puns like that, you'll end up in the nick, nuthouse or graveyard!'
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