When they come up with one with more ego appeal and less holes in it, you’ll see the ToE dropped like a hot rock from Hades. My prediction is probably it will be that an ‘alien’ from another galaxy will come and take credit for dropping the first couple here 6,000 years ago, explain the Bible was written by his inspiration, and that he is not only the OT God but the long awaited Messiah. He will have unlocked the secrets of miracles and perform wonders before an adoring crowd of true believers. Jesus will probably be proclaimed an imposter and the Antichrist will take his place.
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"When they come up with one with more ego appeal and less holes in it..."
Hehe. Makes me think of the Raelians, a sect pretty known around here.
“When they come up with one with more ego appeal and less holes in it, you’ll see the ToE dropped like a hot rock from Hades.”
By ‘ego appeal’ you mean ‘not having to believe in (your) skybeast.’ But plenty of theists find evolution acceptable.
“My prediction is probably it will be that an ‘alien’ from another galaxy”
“will come and take credit for dropping the first couple here 6,000 years ago, explain the Bible was written by his inspiration, and that he is not only the OT God but the long awaited Messiah.”
"He will have unlocked the secrets of miracles and perform wonders before an adoring crowd of true believers.”
“Jesus will probably be proclaimed an imposter and the Antichrist will take his place.”
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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