[Discussing Exoplanets]
What you call "facts" are actually myths brought about by ***** to test your beliefs. When judgement day comes, our Lord and Saviour will see you people for what you really are, sinners.
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"What? Planets beyond our own solar system? What is this deviltry!? You will burn for saying this! Just because there are literally trillions of stars in the universe doesn't mean that there are any other planets! It's just the dozen or so here. No others!
... that extragalactic meteor meant nothing!"
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The same idiocy that would have once said the same about Mars. Religion: moving the goalposts since thousands of years before they were even a thing.
So, failing some random cosmic trivia quiz makes us sinners deserving of eternal torment? Your god is a dick then. The worst you get from atheists for getting something wrong is derisive laughter and being quoted on FSTDT. And no, I didn't just make up the word "derisive".
So the Devil is Voldemort, now? Is "Satan" a new swear word? I'm presuming the five asterisks spell out a censored "Satan".
I'm sure Deity has better things to punish people for....like murder, rape, stuff that actually hurts people.
Maybe Lauren's a poe.
Yeah, then God, who is love itself, and Jesus, the prince of peace, will damn you to eternal torture.
So, your God is testing us?
As in...he doesn't already know what we'll do?
As in...he isn't omniscient?
When judgement day comes, our Lord and Saviour will see you people for what you really are, sinners.
Isn't pride a sin too, Lauren? It looks like you'll be going to Hell along with the rest of us.
And why are you afraid to type out "Satan"? Will that conjure him up or something?
And conjure is a real word, btw.
How do you know that ***** isn't really the good one and God is really the bad one?
Don't say the bible because it makes a great case for god being evil and capricious while Satan is understanding of the human condition and even willung to point mankind in the direction of knowledge.
Really! How do you know?
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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